1 year ago
I Got Poop Prints All Over His Floor!
Submitted by Dayna (13), from Exton, PA
About a month ago, my crush Neal invited me over to his house to hang out, which was so awesome! (He's like one of the cutest boys from my class.)
Anyway, since I live pretty close to him, I decided to walk. And along the way, I totally daydreamed, thinking about what it would be like if we ended up being boyfriend/girlfriend.
Maybe I should have looked where I was going...
When I got to Neal's house, he immediately gave me the grand tour and took me around his family's fancy house, with super nice white carpet.
That's when we both finally smelled something nasty...
I looked behind me — and there were poopy footprints everywhere!
Apparently, I was in such a fog on the way over, I had stepped in some dog poop and it got all caked on the bottom of my shoe. What a nightmare!
Neal seemed really annoyed about it and said his parents were going to kill him if they saw the mess I made. So we had to get on our hands and knees and try scrubbing out the disgusting stains!
It didn’t totally work, and his parents walked in while we were cleaning. So busted!
Let's just say Neal hasn't called since. What a pooper.
not worthy if he cant laugh it off..
i kinda think u deserve someone better
if they had such a nice white carpet y don't they make people take their shoes off when they cum into the house??????????
NO NOT THE WHITE CARPET!!!That wasn't very nice of him tho. Start crushing on the other cute boys in your class.
awww that sux! Well if he doesnt have a sense of humor he isnt worth it!
ahhh... well its not really ur fault... u didnt know...
eww...... EEEWWWW!
EWW!
ewww but he is such a jerk!!!!!!!
wat a jerk face if i waz neal i would still talk 2 u and plus u should have taken ur shoes OFF!!!!!
What a jerk!! the guy is!!! >:(
eww
that is sooooooooooooooooooooo gross! im glad it wasnt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor you. Well, that's a lesson you can learn from!
i thought u take ur shoes OFF 4 entering a house?
u r a idiot i would of been pissed at u!!!
if he doesnt forgive you hes not the right one 4 u.
why did anonymous rite pickles twice???
pickles
pickles
hey u dont have to cuss!!!!! and poor girl i feel your pain
Well, maybe his parents told him he couldn't talk to you! Haha white carpets that would've pissed me off! NO OFFENSE!
not to be rudee or anything, but arn't you supposed to take shows off when you enter someone elses house ??
cherry786 it is her fault she should have been looking where she was going but im sorry about that at least those werent your parents
its not your fault things like that happen
sorry about that {}{
oh wow, well at least you guys had some time together! and at least you started cleaning.
that's exactly why I watch where i'm goin, maybe you should to.....i mean who can't feel when they step in poop, it's gooshy and nasty
watch you step.....
its okay neal wz just bein mean
wow..
well stop being so day dreamy next time
hes a jerk. i agreee. my godd. like you didnt mean to
hes a jerk. i agreee. my godd. like you didnt mean to
omg that was rude of him he is a jerk dont worry about him
SHE SHOULD have told neal what she was day dreaming about then he would understand it was a big accident!!!
omg neal kinda a jerk! it was an accident
oh thats really digusting
:(
:(
i turned all the fish in the sea gay. :(
I killed all the fish in the sea. how about that ?(:
awwww oh well, fancy house + the name "Neal" = stucky up rich jerk anyway. :/ Dont worry abiut it, there are plenty of fish in the sea! (:
Well look at the bright side at least it wasn't yours....Oh yea don't ask....it's my ex's story to tell....
wow thats bad...really BAD. srry about it though
wow that must have been very embarrising especially in front of your crush!
oh what a bummer but theres always someone else!
im so sorry ....;. but that was a little funny
gross
well that stinks (i mean really stinks!)