8 months ago

I Got Sick On My Big Date!

For the last year or so, I've had a crush on this kid named Trevor. So imagine how excited I was when he asked me out!

Okay, fine, it was a group date at a restaurant, but still, I was excited! I just had to make a good impression.

I spent all week getting ready for the big "date." I picked out nice clothes (after debating all week what to wear!), did my hair and my makeup.

At the restaurant, everything went well at first. Trevor's friends thought I was funny and everything. In fact, I was so distracted trying to entertain them, that I didn't really pay attention to what was in the pasta dish that I was ordering.

My big mistake? Ordering pasta with onions in the sauce. I'm really allergic!

By the time I realized what I was eating, it was too late - my face turned bright pink and I had to run to the bathroom to go puke.

Turns out Trevor's friend Alyssa was in there too. And she went and told the whole table what happened! So much for my big impression.
 
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1.Cover your mouth 2.Make a wish into hand. 3.Close hand [make into fist]. 4.Post on 3 different stories. tomorrow will be the best day of your life

 
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bad words! by Anonymous, 5 days ago kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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bad words! by Anonymous, 5 days ago kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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alyssa.. bitch?

 
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Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
 
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those chains are freaking annoying

 
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OMG. WHEN I TRIED TO IMPRESS MY DATE I ACTUALLY REALIZED WHAT I WAS ORDERING

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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plllllzzzzzzzzzdnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
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OMG u know Trevor?! its me Alyssa sorry for telling Trevor lets talk in school

 
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LOL! my name is alyssa! sorry for telling trevor! haha! jk i dont even know you.

 
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that is gross but no offense it is really funny

 
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"OMG that losa is pukin in the bathroom cuz i told her that (some nerds name) wanted to kiss her!" geez whats wrong with her? so sorry

 
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I am not allergic to anything, but I know how you felt about that....

 
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No biggie you acidently did that iam allergic to kiwiw`s and one time I accidenly drank juucie with kiwi in it

 
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its really no biggie. "oh my gosh that loser just threw up in the bathroom!"............... .... yeah not a very good diss in the first place if it was meant to be one

 
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hey allysa might be mean and like trevor so maybe thats why she said that to trevor anyway why was she there and who is allysa your friend did u forgive her kk well i think its ok u got sick dont listen to anyone who said anything bad to u but i think its ok u got sick cuz u were allergic so thats ok but if u and trevor have dinner again watch wat u eat (no offense)

 
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i wish i was allergic to onions. i hate them.^-^Brooklyn^-^

 
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if u have twitter, or facebook, or myspace, or digg, or even msn, change your profile message to: ALYSSA IS A MEAN, BACKTABBING, LYING LITTLE @#&%*!@^%$&!!!!! not kidding!!!

 
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i would kill Alyssa if she did that to me!

 
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tht sucks.

 
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oh crap! i would feel relly bad! Alyssa is not very nice!

 
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wow.thats a bad story

 
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Omg that is so embarrising i feel really bad

 
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that dumb Alyssa but i find that offensive because my name is Alyssa!

 
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ohhh poor u:(

 
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tell them what happened and that ur allergic... hopefully he'll understand

 
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aww thats heart breaking!!

 
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Not the Alyssas at my school

 
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I'm sorry about that Jamie. You should've payed attention, but hey. we learn from our mikstakes, right? I'm sure he'll give you another chance.

 
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I know how It is to be allergic, because I'm allergic to Daiiry, and I puked in front of all!!! my friends once.

 
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that's terrible what that alyssa girl did to you!!!! who knows maybe she was jealous.

 
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MY BROTHERS NAME IS TREVOR!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO BAD I LIVE IN CA

 
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what a bitch

 
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good thing u didnt like puke at the table at least :}

 
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Alyssa is a horrible person for doing that to you i mean its not like it was your fault(ok it sort of was but still)

 
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did he look at u weird or what

 
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oops. Next time b more careful.

 
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wow. PAY ATTENTION 2 WAT U EAT!

 
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I feel bad for you.

 
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA MORON!

 
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wow sorry G

 
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ugh... X X ___

 
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lol

 
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uh..thats too bad for u girl..better luck next time..

 
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omg alyssa is a b****

 
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Pfft. Reminds me of the girl Alyssa in my school

 
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i would beat up alyssa. mayb she lyks trevor also.

 
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i agree with Brandi she does sound like one

 
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i hate her jamie beat her up now

 
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