1 year ago

I Had Dog Breath On My Date!

OK, so I was super excited to finally be spending some time with my crush Cameron this summer, and I wanted to make a really good impression on him.

We went to the park for a picnic last week, which I thought would be the perfect opportunity for our first kiss. But when we got there, Cameron seemed a little distant.

He wouldn’t get close to me and was sitting super far away.

I kept trying to scoot closer, but every time I did that, Cameron would lean back. I couldn’t figure out the problem...

Not only would he not sit near me, but he cut the date super short and there was definitely no kissing.

When I got back, I ran to my best friend Tina's house to tell her about the date. Even before I went into the story, Tina blurted out, “Oh man, what did you eat… dog poo! Your breath reeks.”

No wonder Cameron acted all weird! My breath was so bad, he couldn’t even sit next to me...and I didn't even notice! (I swear, I brushed my teeth and everything, but the eggs I had for breakfast must have lingered or something.)

Man, that date totally stunk! I wonder if he will give me another chance? What do you guys think? Did I blow it with my bad breath?

 
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try some mothwash

 
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hahhaha...if u new that person 4 a long time maybe....;byt lolz 4 now...

 
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whoa girl i think u blew it next time please brush ur teeth.

 
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thats so embarassing. you should have taken the extra time to brush your teeth after your egg breakfast! if you were in a rush, you should have atleast brought some gum with you! gum = kinda sorta a must have when it comes to a date!

 
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Well maybe he will give you another chance but if someone had wicked breath usually I wouldn't hang out with them for a while sorry im not being mean im just saying my onion, i mean my opinion.

 
 
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That must have stunk! I think you blew it with your bad breath. Next time, bring minty gum!

 
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i agree with twilight_fanatic_1 and teamjonas but i just love the name mintos!! haha mintos

 
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its called minty tinty stride gumgum

 
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its called minty tinty stride gumgum

 
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ahem hem. next time brush twice, rinse, use mouthwash and then floss and use mouthwash again and then chew some mintos or somethin'

 
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if he really likes you he would give you another chance. but if he doesnt ..... hes missing out.. :)lol

 
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YA U SOO BLEW IT!

 
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I hate when people freak about someone forgetting to brush their teeth

 
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well this one girl iknow forgot to brush her teeth it's common SENSE people geez!!!!!!!

 
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next time, brush AFTER you eat

 
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wowww

 
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if he he really likes u he will just laugh it off and forget about it.

 
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Well he should have probably told you.... If he likes you he will give you another chance

 
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OF COURSE HE WILL HATE YOU

 
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he should've told u so u could fix da prob

 
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if he really likes you he would give you another chance:)<3

 
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no offense but i dont think theres gunna be kissing any time soon

 
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ewwwwwww

 
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Haha, Good thing I brush my teeth after every meal ( because I have braces )

 
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OMG It Happens to Everyone but hes a Jerk for moving away from you

 
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it was an accident.everyone gets bad breath:)

 
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it was an accident.everyone gets bad breath:)

 
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HELLZ YA U BLEW IT

 
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omg thats why you shouldve brushed ur teeth after u ate too lol and i really feel srry for u but honestly i dnt no if he will ask u out again cause he might think ur breath always smells lol

 
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Would Love to say he'll ask u out again but I really I Can't Sorry

 
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Boy do i feel bad 4 u..i cant really say of u did...mayb he'll give u another chance

 
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YOU BLEW IT AND YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE S**T.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. sorry...

 
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try 2 brush ur teeth properly next tym missy....or u wont b gettin many dates....many? oops sorry i meant ANY!!!

 
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PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ VOTE 4 ME CAUSE IT'S THE LAST DAY http://www.4TNZ.com/node/ 19717 PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

 
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oh no if you brushed yo teeth yo breath shouldnt b kickin still from some morning eggs you prob. got a bad tooth or you just aint brushin right oh try mouth wash that works!

 
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if he has a good heart he'll give another chance of course without doggy-breath he will

 
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YES he'll think you always have bad breath

 
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no you didnt know

 
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omg! that suxs!

 
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omg dats embarresing, but hes dumb because he didnt tell you in the fist place.

 
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thats pretty scary i hope dat doesnt happen to me

 
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omg

 
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maybe but if he rlly likes u then get ready for date #2

 
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U should ALWAYS have a breath mint if ur gonna kiss any 1

 
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next time, eat some gum!

 
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umm yeah probly but yeah:)

 
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wow dats crazy i feel like he should have told you so u can pop a mint in your mouth.

 
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try talking to him again and tell him that if you have bad breath and dont kno it , he should tell you

 
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omg..I feel sorry for you. Idk what you should do but just wait and see

 
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just tell him that u had eggs for breakfest and the smell lingered

 
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