1 year ago
I Hurled On My Dance Date!
Submitted by Tim (15), from Oxford, MS
Two weeks ago, my crush Sophia asked me if I was gonna go to the fall dance — so awesome!
Even though I'm not the biggest dancer in the world, I decided I had to at least try for her.
When the JoBros' "Lovebug" came on, we began our romantic little waltz.
But I was sooo nervous that my stomach began to feel sick.
Then, as I held her close, I got a big whiff of her perfume, and the smell made me even more nauseous. Not good!
I tried to hold my breath, but the song was so friggin' long...
I couldn't take the smell of her perfume anymore (the Taco Bell I had earlier probably didn't help either)...and I puked right on her!
Of course, Sophia screamed and ran away, with gross vomit all over her hair. And everybody at the dance laughed at me.
Now, every time I pass people in the halls at school, they sing "Lovebug" and then make a fake puking sound.
Real funny.
wow thta is so embarrising
aww pour u. dnt worry, next time just try 2 tell her that... her perfume makes u wanna puke XD
aww. Sorry about tht. Personally, i wouldvee helped you xD
aww. Sorry about tht. Personally, i wouldvee helped you xD
That is funny!
poor girl u shud've told her or leaned away
srry bout the girl..but feel better!...when u did..-=]
sry man i know how u feel well kinda i was at on a date and she puked on me
gl dude gl
oh, wowo. dude, i feel srry 4 u. ths funny.
you know what that would SUCK!!!!!! maybe she will forgive you and u ca go out again!
dude, that sucks!! i am sure she will eventually forgive u.... good luck:-)
if their username is team jonas...why r they making fun of them? lol i hate the jonas brothers but yeah. gross storyy
Seriously, those people who made fun of him are so childish! I guess I agree with teamjonas11 too.
frigging? really? say freaking. freaking. f-r-e-a-k-i-n-g. freaking
I Agree with TeamJonas11.
lovebug...barfff... how old are they? five? two? not even born? geez.
lovebug...BLLECH. how old are they? like, seven?
LOLZ ..... Why would she wear perfume that makes boys vomit .... ? Does she want to repel boyz ?
ONE WORD HA THIS IS WHY I RARLY GO TO THE DANCES BUT THE SPRIND FLING MY FRIENDS ARE MAKING ME GO
eww
wow t hat sucks thats why i dont go the dances
awww sorry
julierice2626 ur so friggin MEAN
OHHH SORRY ABOUT THAT JUST REMEMBER EVERYONE GETS NERVOUS AND YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONE WHOS PUKED ON THEIR CRUSH BEFORE
I agree with SimplePlanLover...she should still talk to you....I would have just laughed it off and then went to freshen up...that is what I would do.
Ha! id sing lovebug to you to!
i feel sorry for the GIRL. That is sooo stupid. you should of just went to the toilet and said if you could be excused for a minute! DUH!!
awwwwe :( does she at least still talk to you?????
awwwwe :( does she at least still talk to you?????
sorry bout that...poor u! But you shouldve tod her you didnt feel good
Sorry that prob. sucks
Sorry that prob. sucks
u should have just said u had to go really quick and thrown up in the bathroom or something... thats just really gross
Sux 4 u
wow that stinks for the girl!! how could u do that to her??
grooooooooooooooooooooos! ur so grooooooooooooooooooos
Awww, sweetie. That really sucks.
ewwww...poor u....POOR HER!!!
Omg i am sorry for ya dude. thats just like not right though. i mean seriously bro. oh well sorry to hear that! xoxo Lolo
wow... poor girl
dude..dude...Dude...DUDE! !!!
that was so funny....sorry but u shouldn't have had taco bell earlier and u should've got used to the smell of perfume b4 the dance...well that's what my bro does, her steals some of ma moms then sprays it and whiffs some of it
that was so funny....sorry but u shouldn't have had taco bell earlier and u should've got used to the smell of perfume b4 the dance...well that's what my bro does, her steals some of ma moms then sprays it and whiffs some of it
OOH thats reaaly bad. Make sure u dont eat anything b4 ur next date(if u even have 1!)
omg i feel bad for you!! that suckss!
ha ha that would of been funny... sorry! but it must be the song because at my school dance when that song came on and i was dancing i felt kinda sick too... but when it was over i felt fine! weird
ahhhh that really sucks.
haha dont worry bout it. once when i was in like 2nd grade,it was our HOLIDAY CONCERT and i hurled alllll over this girl on the riser below me! ughh it was nasty. but she forgave me, and life goes on... but dude, i feel your pain.
Were u already sick b4 she asked u 2 the dance?