1 year ago

I Made Him Sick to His Stomach!

One night, I invited my crush Derek over to hang out, and I made a huge deal about how I make the best sundaes in the world (because I do!). He tried to say he didn’t want one, but I wouldn’t take no for an answer.

I piled gobs of chocolate, caramel, whipped cream, cherries and chocolate chips on top of three heaping scoops of vanilla ice cream.

He ate every last drop (because he's so polite!), but then said he wasn’t feeling well.

After pressuring him to tell me what was wrong, Derek finally confessed: He was severely lactose intolerant and wasn’t supposed to eat dairy, but I bullied him into it!

Basically, my crush spent the whole time in the bathroom getting violently ill. And it was all my fault!

But there was a happy ending: The next day, Derek apologized for getting sick (even though it was so not his fault)...and then asked me out! He said he only ate the ice cream because he didn't want to disappoint me.

How sweet is that!
 
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aww that was nice! im 12 and im not aloud o date till im 16 but i still hang out wit my guy friends and my crush is 1 of them!

 
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awwwww!!!! is that cute or what!

 
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awwwwwwwwwwn!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 
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isn't that sooooo SWEET????!!!

 
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Im not allowed 2 date until im 16 and im grounded 4 till collage

 
 
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omg me 2 mi dad said i cant date till im 25 anyway that was so sweet of him!!!!!

 
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awww thats so nice!!!!

 
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how sweet!!!!

 
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wish i had a guy like that!!!!! but my dad is like super overprotective and wont let me date till im 25:(

 
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that is the sweetest thing ever! if he's willing to do that for you then this relationship will totally last

 
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AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW,he seem so sweet and adorable.Great story!You'll make a rlly good couple. All the best!

 
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thats so sweet

 
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What a gentleman! How come we don't have more men in the world like that? He obviously will stay with you for a while :D

 
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awww thats adorable!

 
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So cute

 
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aww .. that's really sweet ..

 
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thats SO cute. hes a nice guy.

 
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aaawwwww how sweet

 
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Juso, I know that lol but im just saying xD

 
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awwww

 
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thats sweet >.<

 
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hey girl under jilli123, the guy in the picture is not actually the one she dated they just used him for the pic for the story.

 
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AWWWWW! so sweet!<3:)

 
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At least he asked you out.

 
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he is so sweet i wouldve been mad if i was him but anyway i would love a guy like him

 
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AWWWWW! so sweet! :)

 
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ugly picc!

 
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wow hE IS Ugly I would not date him If you gave me 111111,00000000 $ No WAY I WOULD!!!!! EWWWWW LOL SORRY GIRL YOUR NUTS

 
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Make that hes so ugly i cant even look at him anymore. Eww!

 
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The guy in that pic is sooo ugly. No offence to him. And awww.

 
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 
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awww. that's so sweet!!

 
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awww he's a keeper ;)

 
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awww he's a keeper ;)

 
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plllllzzzzzzzzzdnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks oh and dont eat those non pitted cherries u find on an ordered sundae they dont digest they got wax on em

 
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awwww! thats super sweet! he like totally should've dumped u 4 pressuring him but he didnt! lol

 
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the guy in the pic needs sleep! and that story is sooo cute! im happy it worked out =)

 
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aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ...teehee<3 =]

 
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The guy in the picture is very ugly. lol.

 
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awwwwwwwww ssooo sweeeeet

 
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that happened to me but i threw up on him and it was homemade meatloaf

 
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omg thats soo romantic! same thing happened with my crush but that was with cookies and a whole bunch of other crap:)

 
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aw!

 
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well THAT'S a first! all the others get freaked out and are mean to their gfs

 
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OHH EMM GEE Hes Very Polite & Nice !!!! Wow Thats Sweet Of Himm Lyk Majorlyy!!

 
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Awwww!! How sweet... He seems like a nice guy to be bf/gf with. U r so lucky to be his gf.

 
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aaahhhhh!!!!!He must be one of the nicest people!!Hope you guys work out

 
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That is sooooooooooooo adorable. And I know how horrible it is to be lactose intolerant, it's the worst!!

 
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I feel bad for him! Why didn't he just go home?

 
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how sweet! nice guy. i want him!

 
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