10 months ago

I Made Out With My Crush's Cat!

I was really pumped last month when I got an invitation to my crush Andy's birthday party. I got him a great gift, picked out my outfit, and planned on really impressing him.

Finally, the night of the party came! I was having fun, but was really nervous. Should I make my move? I couldn't decide!

Then, someone suggested we play spin the bottle. Perfect!

We sat around in a circle, and a few people spun and kissed. Then, it was my turn. I spun the bottle, and it pointed to... Andy's cat Mr. Whiskers, who was sitting next to him! Everyone laughed, and insisted I kiss the cat!

I wanted to be funny, so I decided to pucker up and smooch the little kitty. But instead of getting laughs, everyone yelled, "Ewww!" And when I was done, Andy was totally grossed out!

Guess I took the joke too far. But did everyone have to be so catty about it? Me-ow.
 
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i kiss my dog on the lips but i have to hold her mouth shut so wshe woulnt open her mouth

 
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aww i love kittys but i cant have one my dad's alergic

 
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Just kiss it on his head! Don't use little animals like that!

 
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its so cute when people kiss animals! okay but first of all why was the freakin' cat playing and why the hell was his name Mr. Whiskers?

 
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i b v g d t u s o m d h h a u p n a q e w e r e f f df g s j d k d i r

 
 
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y didn't u make out w/ a cat? that is gross u know what it could hav eatin nxt time peck this cat on the head!

 
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why can't you just give a little peck on the head? not gross, and it still qualifies as a "kiss" you didn't have to go overboard!

 
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why can't you just give a little peck on the head? not gross, and it still qualifies as a "kiss" you didn't have to go overboard!

 
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okay whats wrong with kissing animals???!!! they love you and appriciate the love. i kiss my pets all the time. even my hamster!

 
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well did you make out with it...actually "make out" if you just kissed it then its okay but if you made out with it its kinda gross

 
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I kiss my cat all the time What's the big deal?

 
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i kiss my cats and talk to them! lol

 
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i kiss my cats....ther so fluffy and soft! lol!

 
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Kissing a cat is not gross...I kiss my cat

 
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I kiss my cat all the time. jeesh. But not on the mouth or anything.. ew :S :P lol

 
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y would that b gross? and even when they told u to kiss it? it would b one thing if you were like totally making out with it but just kissing it? i kiss my dog and cat all the time

 
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awww thats so cute.................awww ...it would be gross if it was a stray cat with flea's

 
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kissing a cat is NOT gross! It was just a joke! Where is their sense of humor!

 
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U should've just said:"No way,I'll spin again." Then ur chances orf getting Andrew r better.Plus it's not that bad,kissing a cat. They took it too far.

 
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cats are awesome i kiss mine allllllll the time

 
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oh COME ON! i kiss my cats ALL the time! its not gross.

 
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wtf they said kiss it wait was it its head or wat the girl in the pic is doing or lips? lips:EEEEWWWWW!!!!! cheek: a little ew worthy not much tho. head: NOT ew worthy at all!!!

 
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plzz i kiss my cat all the time my friends dont find it weird

 
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plzz i kiss my cat all the time my friends dont find it weird

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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That is so funny haha Why didnt they laugh if i was there i would have hahah lol GET A LIFE PEOPLE!

 
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those ppl have no sense of humor! i kiss my cat all the time! lol

 
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my friends woulda been laughin their butts off

 
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i think thats pretty funny. gosh all of the people at that party gotta get a sense of humor. cereally!(thats an inside thing between me and my bff :D)

 
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i always kiss my cat :)

 
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supermallgirl: YYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

 
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falloutgirl12 they were JOKING get a humor sense

 
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thats not gross, i kiss my cat

 
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do you have a prob with my comment?

 
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that is very gross

 
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I kiss my cats all the time. :(

 
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Well it was just a joke right? C'mon, people kiss their dogs all the time. He shouldn't be grossed out.

 
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omg wat the bleep how immature of them they said "kiss the cat"

 
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that's so dumb...shouldn't you guys be more mature? And anyways, they wanted you to do it anyways.

 
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the ppl who were playing spin the bottle with you are so immature. Like, it's a cat. And they wanted you to kiss the cat anyways... ugh, adn you guys are 14... immature

 
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well i though it was funny unless u kissed the cat on its mouth than that just gross whatever g2g

 
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not really funny really(just stupid really) you should know that it woul be gross..DUH! :P

 
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i luv kitties. srry, that was random.

 
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cats r cute. i love mine and i kiss him but making out with him would b weird

 
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sorry but those people r freaks all my frends including most of the guys wood have laughed and pointed and id get a nick name like catty or somthin really stupid and id get called that all my life and woodn't care

 
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I so would've laughed...

 
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I have kissed my dog on the lips a ton. What are you guys germafobics?!

 
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i have 2 cats and ive kissed them both but its been like a cut littel peck onthe top of the head.Not a serious kiss

 
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ewww

 
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i dont really care if i kiss my dog but i do care if its on da lips...now dats just gross

 
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