1 year ago

I Peed In His Car!

Last year, I had a crush on this guy named James who had just gotten his license. And he actually swung by my house one day to show off his new car.

It was SOOO cool driving around with him — he even let me take the wheel! But I didn't have time to go to the bathroom before we drove off.

And the three glasses of Iced Tea I had during lunch finally caught up with me.

I REALLY had to go pee. Seriously, it felt like my bladder was going to explode.

But I couldn't find a good place to pull over.

Then, suddenly, I saw a squirrel in the road and slammed on the brakes.

It caught me so off-guard, that I couldn't hold it in anymore…

I actually peed my pants. And it leaked right onto the driver's seat!

When James saw the mess, he was so grossed out, he got behind the wheel again and took me right home. I offered to pay to have the car cleaned, but he said not to even bother.

Of course, word got around and soon my nickname in school was "Pee Brain!" Ugh.
 
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i agiree withe kristielynn and sorry my kweyboard iws brocken and im not rweally spwelling thowse words wrong

 
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Im so sorry! But it could've been worse. You could've pooped. At least it was only pee. Pee brain? Thats so retarted. Are they like, 6?

 
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Im so sorry! But it could've been worse. You could've pooped. At least it was only pee. Pee brain? Thats so retarted. Are they like, 6?

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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omg i feel so bad for her

 
 
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omg! im soooooooo sorry! it has 2 happen 2 all of us at some time, right?

 
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omg! im soooooooo sorry! it has 2 happen 2 all of us at some time, right?

 
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futuremisspattinson u better b talking bout the guy bcuz he couldnt even b nice about it n accept her apology

 
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OH MY GODDDD!!!! that is tortourus. i would crawl under a rock and hide. but don't worry, people will let it go eventually. just act like you don't know what they are talking about (or just ignore it). and person below me "futuremisspattinson" that's not nice. it wasen't her fault she had to use the bathroom, really badly. we all have to use the bathroom sometime.

 
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LOL WUT A LOSER!!!!!!!

 
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i feel bad 4 u

 
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omg tht really happened that's horible lol it happened to me before too lol so don't feel bad

 
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Hey Anonymous dude below me,1st:ur a guy (right?)that like never happens here.2nd:good job for telling ur story and not being a total jerk. Angela thats rlly bad.

 
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uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh SUX 4 U

 
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similar thing happened to my gf on our 1st date and her name's Angela too. she had 3 large colas at the restaurant but didn't use the bathroom before we left since we were only about 20 min from home. partway home i braked hard at a stop light and that jolt made her pee her pants. she was quite embarrassed but i wasn't a jerk about it like James was.

 
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that is so... can't even describe it. i would not know what 2 do @ least they only called u pee brain i could think of @ least ten worst names

 
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that is so... can't even describe it. i would not know what 2 do @ least they only called u pee brain i could think of @ least ten worst names

 
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that is so... can't even describe it. i would not know what 2 do @ least they only called u pee brain i could think of @ least ten worst names

 
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that is so... can't even describe it. i would not know what 2 do @ least they only called u pee brain i could think of @ least ten worst names

 
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that is so... can't even describe it. i would not know what 2 do @ least they only called u pee brain i could think of @ least ten worst names

 
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u shouldn't have told us this....

 
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its always good to have a bucket or a bottle around for a time like that

 
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its always good to have a bucket or a bottle around for a time like that

 
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Admitting this, not a good idea...

 
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that is so embarssign if it was me i would be like uhhhhh got to go bye and leave rite then and there

 
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anonymous under twilightdork that is so gross if you do that you have problems!

 
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why didnt you just tell him you had to pee

 
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Well at least you didnt kill the squirl!!!

 
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I bet it was warm huh

 
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I pee my pants all the time. So refreshing. Don't you actually get hooked on it? I did.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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i agree with teamjonas11 as well.

 
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run!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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hahahhahahaha

 
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y cant ppl just go to the bathroom when you hav to...its not rude 2 excuse utself for 1 min!!!...n i feel sorry for him, new car and all

 
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so totaly! i also agree with teamjonas11. so imature!!

 
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i soo agree with teamjonas11!!!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Sick-o!

 
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yeah, pee brain? what are they, like, seven?

 
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ouch!!!!!!!

 
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weird.

 
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yea thats why you go to the bathroom b4 leaving

 
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oh that sucks! so did your bladder acually explode?

 
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thats gross, but if you were upset about ur school knowing then why did you tell other people on the internet by posting this story, are you stupid or something

 
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i agree too! he sat in her pee!

 
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That is disgusting he sat in your pee

 
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guys give her a break it wasnt her fault. and i dont agree with any of those comments cuz ive peed in public in white pants and i know how embarassing it can be!!!

 
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i agree with anonymous under me! he sat in your pee?!?!?!?! gross!!! great... g2g puke and be annoyed (my sis is watching 'guinea pig')

 
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eeww he sat in your pee!

 
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