1 year ago
I Peed In The Movie Theater!
Submitted by Josie (16), from Poughkeepsie, NY
I once went to see a movie with this hot guy named Trent, and I stupidly bought a jumbo size Diet Coke with my popcorn. Seriously, it was like a whole vat of caffeine.
Even more idiotically, I drank the whole thing — and after about fifteen minutes, I had to go pee really badly. The problem was that I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom because Trent had his arm around me!
My bladder just couldn't hold out, though. During one funny scene in the flick, I laughed really hard...and I felt the pee coming.
To my horror, a yellow stream trickled down my leg and pooled into the seat in front of me.
Soon, Trent realized what was going on and recoiled in disgust. And to make matters worse, the little girl sitting in front of me freaked out and called the usher over.
I wanted to run out of the theater and hide, but all I could do was stare at the usher's flashlight as the girl in front of me taunted, "Ooo, urine trouble now!"
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u should have went to the bathroom, and urine trouble? xD
OMG!! thats most b horribleee!!
u should have went to the bathroom if you really had to "go", when you got back he would probably put his arm back around u.
wow u could of just gone and he would eventally put his arm around you but insteed u made it into the most embarassing moments of you life
Ooo, urine trouble now lol
who that sucks i would of said grose and looked back at someone else lol
i had to pee REALLY bad once and me and my friends were on the way to ceder point which is 5 hours away from my house!!! i felt like i was gonna explode!
i had to pee REALLY bad once and me and my friends were on the way to ceder point which is 5 hours away from my house!!! i felt like i was gonna explode!
That sucks!! Sorry you went though that : (
That sucks!! Sorry you went though that : (
Oh... that little girl totally burned you... sorry... D:
If I were with a girl who peed herself I would just tell her about a time when I peed my pants, and we'd laugh about it later.
LOL ur in trouble NOW!!
lol, " urine trouble now " lol, i get it. . .
You should've just gotten up and gone. :P
You shouldn't just gotten up and gone.
u are an idiot when u have to go to the bathroom u get up go and ask wht happend when u get back u dont pee ur self in the thearter u idiot
u should have just gotten up when u came back he probably would have put his arm around you again
Totally agree with 4EverMrs.Lautner
"urine trouble now?" talk about a bad pun. lol
"urine trouble now?" talk about a bad pun. lol
Trent is a horrible name.
What a bratty little girl. I would just go to another seat or somethingGirl that's nasty tho.Just tell the dude u gotta go and to tell u wat happens.I don't care it u were making out-GO PEE!URINE IN TROUBLE-wow.
WOW :^(
....WOW
i wonder if trent went back out with u
that's alright! just don't drink too much pop next time you go out with a hot guy!
i wouldv'e ran anyways!
ewww you should have just said excuse me and went to the bathroom stupid
haha one time i had to peee reaaallllllyyyy bad and i knew i couldnt make it to the bathrooms in time so i pulled down the back of my shorts and peed thru the back of the seat. it worked quite well... neither the seat or my shorts got wet and the only place the pee got on was the floor... and i didnt miss the movie
lol. maybe u shuld of gone 2 da toilet
I once went to see a movie with this hot guy named Trent, and I stupidly bought a jumbo size Diet Coke with my popcorn. Seriously, it was like a whole vat of caffeine. Even more idiotically, I drank the whole thing — and after about fifteen minutes, I had to go pee really badly. The problem was that I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom because Trent had his arm around me! My bladder just couldn't hold out, though. During one funny scene in the flick, I laughed really hard...and I felt the pee coming. To my horror, a yellow stream trickled down my leg and pooled into the seat in front of me. Soon, Trent realized what was going on and recoiled in disgust. And to make matters worse, the little girl sitting in front of me freaked out and called the usher over. I wanted to run out of the theater and hide, but all I could do was stare at the usher's flashlight as the girl in front of me taunted, "Ooo, urine trouble now!"
by edwardcullenrox u idiot could've said "hey could you excuse me for a sec" go to the bathroom and then when you get back say "now where were we??" and smile that's smooth right??? he's gonna smile and put his arm around you, aren't i awesome with boys and that's why i'm 13 and have NEVER dated :'( wish me luck with my crush who likes my BFF and wats me to help him, he never thought of us as more maybe i should just wait i havent known him that long
that would be so embarissing just say hold on i have gotta go 2 the bathroom we will continue this after i come back
u idiot could've said "hey could you excuse me for a sec" go to the bathroom and then when you get back say "now where were we??" and smile that's smooth right??? he's gonna smile and put his arm around you, aren't i awesome with boys and that's why i'm 13 and have NEVER dated :'( wish me luck with my crush who likes my BFF and wats me to help him, he never thought of us as more maybe i should just wait i havent known him that long
weird true fake i dont get it just go to da potty
Lol everytime i laugh really hard i pee my pants it doesnt matter if i drank anything for hours
liar liar pants peeded in
ew.
this is fake
no, it couldnt Jonas421. it would just leak into her seat, not the next!!!
ur stupid. just tell him u have 2 go 2 the bathroom its not a big deal. and btw how could it pool into the next seat?? wooww
ItCouldHappenTeamJonas11! !
gross
JUST GET UP AND TELL U HAVE 2 GO 2 THE BATHROOM OR DON'T DRINK ALL THE DAM SODA!!!!
i didnt even read this so i will brb i dont get this so brb (tick tock tick tock) oh i see. but were you flying or something or that to happen? PPL THIS STORY IS A LIE sorry that could neveer happen
how did it pool into the next seat? u wer sitting and it wood go onto the girls HEAD.
STUPIDO
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OMG u shoulda just went 2 tha bathroom nd cum back nd take his nd put it around u duhh lolzzz