2 years ago

I Peed On My Crush's Head

One day after school, I noticed that my neighbor — this cute guy named Thomas — was trying to clean out the gutters on his roof and having some trouble. I offered to help out, but I was really scared of heights. I secretly hoped he could just put me on ground duty or something.

Instead, Thomas climbed down the ladder and asked me to climb up as he looked on from below. Since I was wearing a skirt, I tried to keep things covered up, but as I got higher, all I was focused on was holding on for dear life.

As I climbed to the top, I began to really freak out — and that's when I lost control of my bladder. In fact, I ended up peeing through my underwear and it dripped onto Thomas' head!

I couldn't have been more humiliated. Once I was safely down, I ran back to my house as fast as I could. Now Thomas calls me "little squirt."

 
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it is a chain letter my crushes name did not appear spread around so people will stop forwarding it

 
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imawesomeandcool that is gross im only 11 i dont want to hear that unless its at school and i have to u make me sick

 
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i guess he likes u because instead of getting sll grossed out he now calls u little squirt

 
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OMG that is SOOOO emberrassing!

 
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Hola. im new.

 
 
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OK eww you should hide for life

 
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eww gross i feel bad

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww

 
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Ewwwwww poor you

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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i agree with chingwing95

 
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OMR ! I FEEL SO BAD !

 
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wat a perv why woould he send u up there when he saw that u were wearing a skirt he just told u to go up to look under your skirt so that was kinda like karma

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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That seriously nasty, u know that right. Well at least he didn't curse and ignored u FOREVER, i wouldv'e done that but then I'd b alll buddy buddy.Good luck with ur flirting skills.

 
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gross

 
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eww do u really beleive that?

 
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wow I feel sorry 4 the guy that got peed on.NASTY

 
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In the pic it shows a girl wearing Pants! not a skirt!---vfc#1fan

 
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ew i would jump down

 
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ewww i feel so bad for both of you

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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ooooo.... tuf. that wud really suck. sorry, girl.

 
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hhahahahahahahh that funny but sad 4 u

 
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omg thats so sad i feel so bad 4 u =(

 
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Thanx anonymous!!!! I h8d the cheerleader 2!!!!!!!

 
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AWWWWW!!!!! lol but, AWWWWW!!!!!

 
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wow lolz!!!!!

 
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THAT IS SOOO EMBARISINGGG !!!! OMG !

 
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jilli123 DURRRRRR who cares if its pants or skirt in the pic did u even know thats NOT HER in the pic god some stupidy

 
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omg dont pretend u never peed ur pants and u all have fears. (btws jilli123 LOVE your new icon. something good instead of that stupid cheerleader)

 
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C'mon! Don't b mean! You've all peed ur pants b4 and this girl has the guts 2 write about it!!! And also, just pointin out, the pic has pants not a skirt.....

 
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i love it tooo jk ewwww sex yucky

 
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lol edwardlover lol wooww thats sooo funny

 
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ewww..... thats gross..... and embarrassing!!!

 
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where the hell did sex come in to the conversation u guys are sick

 
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sex? ew

 
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omg thats bad

 
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i love sex

 
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i want a oeriod lets talk about sex i love sex!!!!!!

 
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ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i like ice cream!!

 
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OMG

 
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ome

 
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O..........M.........G!!! !!!!!!

 
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O.M.E. I would so freakin' die if that happened to me! At least u didn't crap on his head cause that would be weird if he found turd on his head! At least he doesn't think of u as a total freak and he can make a joke out of it

 
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O.M.G

 
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