1 year ago

I Peed On The Water Slide!

This summer, I went to an amusement park with all my friends.

The only problem was, I HATE heights. And my pals wanted to go on the BIGGEST water slide there was.

Well, I tried to chicken out, but my buddy Geoffrey double dog dared me to take the plunge.

What else could I do? It was a double dog dare...

So I sucked it up and climbed to the top of the slide. But I was so scared (and had so much soda over the course of the day), that I could feel my bladder ready to burst.

Finally, it was my turn to go down the slide...aahhhhhhhh!!!

I screamed all the way down and lost control of my bodily functions. Yep, I peed my pants!

Since everything was all wet anyway, nobody noticed...until they all saw a yellow stain on my bathing suit.

"Ewww, what's that, dude?" Geoffrey asked. Well, he soon figured it out.

And now my nickname is "Water Works!"

 
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Hey thats ok but omg you are a dude suck it up

 
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i feel bad for you and ppl who r sayin that they're not afraid of anything thats not true everyones afraid of something

 
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I feel bad for you!! I have that same problem... and people who call you a chicken had better shut up!! I'm afraid of practically everything... roller coasters, heights, fast things.

 
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aw that stinks 4 u

 
 
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dude u are afarid of a freakin water slide? i'm not afraid of anything so...

 
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i agree with rene10yrs hctodd is a lesbian and a sicko freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 
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hctodd u r a lesbian!!!and gay sicko!i agree with minalovestwilight!

 
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suxs for u

 
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that happen to me (blush)

 
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hctodd 17 below me is a SICKOOOO BOYS AND GIRLS SHE DATES AND YOU KNOW WHAT WITH THEM!!WHAT A FREAK SICKO!

 
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That's so fake.

 
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yuck that realy stinks man

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwww thats gross i like water slids but onley feet first!

 
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which theme park did he go too?!!! i need to kno so i dnt go!

 
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my sis pees on the carpet or on the floor when she laughs too much its gross

 
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EWWWWWWWWWWW my BFF claire did that once i dindt tell we rushed to the bathroom .

 
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EWWWWWWWWWWW my BFF claire did that once i dindt tell we rushed to the bathroom .

 
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I WENT THERE AND I SURVIVED WITHOUT A PROB!

 
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EWWWWW it's a good thing there wasn't a girl around

 
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it was on ur pants???? dude... that's a fail

 
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how could they have seen it cuz its a WATER slide. the water would have washed it away.

 
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eww theats so gross just say some kid musta peed and it got on u

 
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ahaha lol

 
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Wear dark colors next time!

 
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yep AND IM A GIRL

 
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BOYS AND GIRLS

 
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aaaaaahhhhhhh that must have felt nice ppeeee is alays i nice warm feeling and dont say im wrong and sick because i date boys andd girls and ive slept with more than i can count.so try to top that

 
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No ok dat is aq lie wen u wet ur pants u cnt c a staain unless ur pants r white bsifdes da pee plus clorine is like week bleech no lie I came out of a pool da pool had really warm water so it was almost like a hottube but it had clorine any way ma bathing suit faded so ur pee stains wud not hav been visible ps pee is clear wen its on colored clothes! and i would have worn a dipper.

 
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u shouldve got into the water an gott all wet then come out drippin and then peed w/ the drips.

 
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eww thats relly gross pee i mean if it leaves a YELLOW stain gross

 
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mhm i only do triple dog dares or quadruple dog dares if i feel bold

 
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ahahaha u should have went to the bathroom then rode it

 
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ahahaha u should have went to the bathroom then rode it

 
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tats sooooo embarrising ! lol you could say the water was wet and it stas on long!

 
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wow

 
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haha twilight_fanatic_1 im the same way but i do love roller coasters too, im just a lot braver on slides as for the peeing... i once had to pee SO BAD on a slide that as soon as i got to the tunnel part i pulled my bikini to the side and let it flow... the tunnel ended before i could finish... oops ... idk if anyone saw

 
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wow lol sorry!

 
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dude im scared to death of heights but only in roller coasters cuz if something goes wrong on a roller coaster, u can fall out and DIE!!! if something goes wrong on a water slide, ur in water! i feel sooo much safer in a water park than an amusement park. thats why i go to hurricane harbor instead of magic mountain

 
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woooooooooooooooow!!

 
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wow

 
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I'm afraid of heights too.

 
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dares are stupid

 
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oh wow a double dog dare... lol that's sooooooooooo childish and like wat third grade or sumthin okkkkayyyy

 
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double dog dare?????? tough id still refuse

 
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i only do triple dog dare

 
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double dog dared? and your 16?? yeahh okayy...

 
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omg lol

 
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Kinda the same thing happend to me once I was at piano lessons and my piano teachers son made me laugh so hard I peed my pants It got ALL over the piano... not the best lesson ever :)

 
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ewwww thats gross.....but my friend got peed on on a water ride once....haha

 
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