1 year ago
I Pooped On My Neighbor’s Lawn!
Submitted by Dylan (15), from Ithaca , NY
Whenever my pals and I get together for a game of Truth or Dare, things can get pretty crazy.
One night, I was complaining that my neighbor, Mr. Beasley, always brings his dog over to do his business all over my mom’s azalea bushes.
That’s when my friend Frank came up with a devious idea: “Why don’t you return the favor yourself?”
So in the middle of the night, I hopped over the fence separating our lawn from the Beasley’s, dropped trou, and took a dump right in front of my neighbor’s front door.
Suddenly, the porch light came on, so I pulled my pants up and booked it out of there as fast as I could.
I didn’t even have time to wipe! But I did catch a glimpse of my neighbor’s face when she saw the “present” I left.
Let’s just say she looked “pooped.”
lol thats funny but i would never do that1!!
lol............
lol i would have gone in their flower bushes (if they have any)
wow.....
lol did he like c u tht would b anbaressing
GROSS!!!
lolz!hahha i would have neva done that
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rofl lol rofl lol rofl lol cant stop .... laughing!!! rofl lol
oops my bad! and yogirl22 it could have been a typo
how do you pronounce your name??????? are you a girl or a boy?
lol nice
hahahaaaaaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dont believe you..u said MR but at the end u sed she..u made it up..and if u didnt then YOUR DISCUSTING
lol lilcali that was from disturbia!
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
lilcali that is soooo ridiculous! Everyone already knows that trick how old are you 8?
lol
ha u should of picked up the poo his dog left on ur lawn put it is a bag, lit it on fire , rung the doorbell and run! he would of gotten crap all over his foot!
EWWW!!! GROSS!!
lol
ewwwwww! u perv
I don't get it you said your neighbor's name was " MR. Beasley" and at the end of the story you said " she "...what is "it"?
I don't get it you said your neighbor's name was " Mr. Beasley" and at the end of the story you said " said "
that is just so sick if that happened to me i would be like oh no and go tell his mom
Ewwwww!!!!Why would you do that?!?!?!?!
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haha he deserved it
OMG!!!
Gross!!! but wow??
HAHA that sounds like something me a my friends would do!!
EWW GROSS!
did he kno it waz u?????!!!!!!
EWWWWWWWW GROSS BUT ROTFLSSHTF (ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO SO HARD TO FUNNY)
ewwww nasty but lol
EWWWWWW UR CRAZY!!
LOL! but eww....Did ur parents get mad?
i think he just made it up
HA HA FUNNYYY UR NEIGHBORS GOT IT!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that is so gross
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that is so gross
trou is pants
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! What's trou? I really don't know.
eww. why would you do that? couldnt you just get a DOG to do it?
what's trou? i realy dont know.
wooooooooowwwwwwwwwww
TeamJonas why would he go to jail well he tresspassed but other than that there is no harm done
that is freaking nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
wipe?! ewwwww TMI!