2 years ago

I Puked in His Brand New Car

My crush Pete had saved up all his money to buy this vintage Mustang he had his eye on. When he finally got it, he was so excited to show it off to me.

Even though I was feeling sick on the day Pete pulled up to my house to give me a ride in it, I couldn't disappoint him. Still, after a few minutes, I began to feel all pukey.

Pete began taking some hairpin turns to show me how well the car handled, but I just couldn't take it. I ended up barfing all over the floor and it splattered onto the stick shift also!

Pete was just in complete shock. I think he even teared up a little when he saw what happened...I turned his beautiful new car into a Messtang!

 
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you should have puked OUT the window!

 
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you should of cleaned it up right when you got home tell him to stay and got old rags an clean it poor pete ...ok and poor izzy

 
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ewww puke! I wud b so embarrassed!

 
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wow.... poor dude i love those cars!!! and they cost ALOT now cuz there so loved!!!

 
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hahaha funny but girl u should have told him to slow down or show u n let ur window down and do it thatz just wrong his new car ALL his saved money is going to the carwash now!

 
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well......its your fault

 
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u shuldve said somthing.

 
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i agree with teamjonas11

 
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omigod feel so so bad!

 
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st now PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS ?not rue?

 
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st now PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS ?not rue?

 
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you below me, he cried because i think he must've been saving up for months!!!

 
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He cried over a little mess . What a baby and what a bummed out date thing .

 
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ew !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

 
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that would be really embarrased

 
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boys suck

 
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as if the person below puked in Jesse McCartney's car

 
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

 
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I feel bad. u no boys and their cars.......

 
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This is in regard to Anonymous: Yeah im sure u puked in J. McCartneys car.

 
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i once puked in my mom&dads new car but in a plastic bag but there was a hole in it so it was SICK

 
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pft as if anonymous below me!

 
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i puked in Jesse McCartney's 120,000 dollar Mercedes Benz

 
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I bet that he was like really really mad!!!! If u felt that bad why did u go on the date anyway you should have just told him that u didn't feel well I'm sure he would have picked u up another time!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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poor car T__T

 
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bleh.. i would be REALLY mad

 
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poor pete

 
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awww and ewww

 
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awwww poooooor mustang...

 
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i would be so mad if someone puked in my car! :p

 
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that is grossssssssssss i would be embaressed pete is a jerk it was an accendent

 
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i would be soooo embarrassed if that happened to me

 
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wow i culd so c me doing dat cus i wanted 2 make somebody happy

 
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I so would have been ticked off if somebody puked in my brand new car!

 
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oh wow. maybe you shooda jsut told him you were sicky DUHH!

 
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poor poor izzy:)

 
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that sucks for him, i would have been really sad and grossed out but i feel for you because it was an accident ;)

 
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that sucks for him, i would have been really sad and grossed out but i feel for you because it was an accident ;)

 
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suks 4 u

 
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damn that sucks soo bad...maybe u should tell him that u werent feeling so good

 
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awww i feel soo bad for u :( but he'll prbly get over it and if he loves his car more than u he's not worth it.

 
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messtang? that's a new one, yet appropriate lol that's really embarrassing

 
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