1 year ago
I Punched My Crush's Dog!
One time, I went to a slumber party at my friend Chrissy's house and I was super-psyched cuz her brother Jason is the cutest!
Well, Jason and I didn't really talk that much.
But I definitely dreamed about him that night, until I was rudely interrupted by something licking my face.
I must have been OUT LIKE A LIGHT, cuz I had noooo idea what was happening.
In fact, I got so panicked in my sleep, that I just slapped whatever was trying to give me a tongue kiss away from me.
Finally, I opened my eyes and saw a dog crouching in the corner, totally freaked out.
Turns out it was Jason's pet pooch Oscar. I felt SOOOO terrible!
Jason walked in right as I had punched poor Oscar and he thought I did it on purpose. Even though I tried to explain, he's completely annoyed with me now.
Talk about being in the doghouse.
I would of hert you soooo bad you would'nt even feel it , it hurts so bad !
oh gosh. i would understand if the dog werent hurt. and to you ms. mirey hottie.. you SUCK
awwww.....poor pooch~~~~~ u maniac~~~~ how could u~~~~~ if i saw u do that i would have kicked u out~~~ literlly!!
awwww.....poor pooch~~~~~ u maniac~~~~ how could u~~~~~ if i saw u do that i would have kicked u out~~~ literlly!!
its called opening ur eyes.
awwww......poor puppy!
srry..but u alwasys say something like..go or just shoo it away...or get up and roll over...lol..
1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make it into a fist) 3. post this on 3 different stories and 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
Poor doggie and you!!! Y dont ppl understand accidents anymore!!!
hey give her a break he should have been able to control his own dog. i'm sorry for the dog but the guy can at least listen to her.
thats mean i would nver ever ever hurt an animal i could not live w/ myself if i did
omg I WOULD HAVE FREAKIN HAVE BEAT U UP IF U DID THAT TO ALL MY 9 PETS DESIREE SANCHEZ AZ
Poor doggy. I would at least forgive that person!
poor puppy/dog! i would be angry if someone punched my dog!
aww poor puppy :(
OMJB (oh my jacob black) I cant beleive u did that seriously! when that happens i dont slap it i just shoo it or say go away, even in my deepest sleep. it happened to me with my friends cat but i woke up so ya
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
poor dog O.O
Yikes, I probably would have done the same thing. I kick my mom every morning when she wakes me for school.
omg! that poor dog! (I'm not saying it was your fault but still!)
how dare u punch a dog :(
poor dog and poor you. but dat dog aint gona luk at u da same way again
MEANIE!!!
Ugh well that's totally not you fault I would do the same when I was sleeping! :/
Does this mean you got good licks? JK
poor doggy
what did you think was licking you? It's not like it was a person.
wow i would believe u wat an @$$ (pls excuse the language)
lame lame lame lame if you ever do that to my dog i would tottaly do it tpo you but much much much much much much much much worse like youd be killed for slapping my pooch even with your pinky!!!!!!!
LMAO
guyys chillll ! it was an ACCIDENT .
lol i agree with the third person under me
poor doggy
bitch how could u hurt the poor animal?
u punched a dog and then cared about the guy???? selfish
Ur so stupid! The poor dog probly is scarred 4 life! 1-800 animal cruelty!
awwwwwwww poor dog
ur such an idiot u cant punch a dog u little stoopid girl the dog has feeling to so why dont u punch urself!
poor dog
shuldv woke up
ogm that picture is funny
poor dog
woowww youree soo stupid OF COURSE IT WAS THE DOG retardddd!!!!!!!
UR SOOOOOO STUPID Y WOULD A PERSON LICK U AT NIGHT?? NEWSFLASH: IT WOULD BE A DOG!!! POOR LITTLE DOG!!!
gosh it was an accident stop hatin her for punchin a dog not all dogs are nice one of my friends were attacked by a dog. I STILL LOVE DOGS but i think it's mean calling her an idiot or saying you are going to arrest her or calling her an animal abuser. at least their are some nice people like purplepopstar_cool. at least purplepopstar_cool cares and a few Anonymous people care. HAHA i like that name purplepopstar purplepopstar_cool.Jason should have let you explain.PitbullsROCK13 and NickJGrl67 keep your comments to yourself.GOsh some people need to get a grip.Who ever said "I'd kill you, no I'd tell the cops on you" screw you
lol dats wat that dog gets kik
Poor dog. DD: yeah, i would've been completely pissed off if someone punched my dog too :)
nice goin' LOOK before you do something... poor dog
I really dont see how you could expect this boy to fornicate with you after you literally punched his dog in the face. Is your first reacting to playful licking extreme violence? Why didnt you reach out to see what was right directly in front of you? You are a freak. I am going to file charges agaisnt you if your little crush doesnt first.