12 months ago

I Punched My Date's Brother!

I've had a crush on this girl named Katie for, like, ever. Then, last week, I heard she thought I was cute, so I decided to ask her to the school dance, and she said yes!

At the dance, we clicked right off the bat, and were having such a great time!

I went to get us some drinks, and when I walked back, I saw someone who I thought was flirting with Katie.

She looked like she wasn't into him, so I figured I'd try to impress her by stepping in and telling the guy to back off.

"Yo, you mind dude?" the guy said. That's when I totally lost it! Without thinking twice, I landed a huge jab right to his gut.

"What are you doing? That's my brother!" Katie screamed.

Ugh. What an idiot I am. Her bro said there were no hard feelings (he can take a punch). But now Katie thinks I'm crazy.

Looks like I KO'd my chances with her.

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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lol the guy has man boobs

 
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lol the guy has man boobs

 
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smooth move..............NOT!

 
 
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I woulda been like hellz yeah! I h8 my bros!

 
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in da pic the bro has boobs

 
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wow nice going and lol!!!

 
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Lol!

 
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NICE MOVE!

 
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SMOOTH!

 
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oh i was about to do it with my boyfriend but he said he was gay

 
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wow thats retarted

 
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this boy likesme so do i, but his friend likes me to, so he tried to in presme

 
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YOU IDIOTS i doubt he was jelous after all he said that he thought his gf wasnt into that dude that was her bro he just wanted to impress her

 
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smooth just smooth

 
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but in the pic ur punchin a girl! look close! boobys!

 
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ouch!!!! wat a mistake!!!!....sucker >:)

 
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Whoopsy.

 
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well, maybe you can still be friends with her bro

 
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KO = knocked out

 
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KO?

 
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STINKER.... JELOUS MUCH??

 
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its fine to u know like a girl but uhhh punching is not the answer i should have told him nicely and just not throw a huge hissy fit i dont blame u for liking the girl but y so violent???

 
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jeez, ur lame

 
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Your not crazy, your just jealous

 
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i feel bad you were just trying to impress her

 
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awww :'] but i mean just pe yourself dont really try to impress :D

 
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that sucks

 
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hahaha hhope he fuckin dies

 
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well i woulda asked who the fuck r u dude and then punched him in the gut DUH! i mean atleast have the common sense to ask him who he is he coulda kiked ur ass

 
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such a kidiot- kid idiot. he should have told you to kindly fuck off or plz use the door marked fuck off to your left to you.then youd have a reason to hit him......ass

 
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WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT HIM IN THE FACE STUPID? WHO PUNCHES IN THE GUT?

 
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rofl you are such and idiot why didn`t you do what all guys do when they see they`re girl flirting with a guy! They ask:"do you know this guy?"

 
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o that sux...um anger managment much

 
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well thats always good jk!!! IDIOT!!! WHY PUNCH HIM

 
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That suckkssss! lmfaoo

 
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possessive much???

 
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nice.i would never do that but thats funny it made me day(: haha.

 
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Rofl im A Guy But If Someone To Punch My Bro I Would Kill Them Rofl But You Screwed Up Big Time Man

 
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wow if you tell her that you don't act that way norally then maybe she will forgive you good luck!!

 
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wOW u rEALLY dID.u KO'd eVERYTHING. u dIDNT eVEN tHINK aBOUT aSKING hIM wHO hE wAS.

 
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why were you so jelous...........idiot

 
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serves u right, u jealous jerk!

 
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Wow u blew ur chance. nd if sum1 punched my bro in the gut i would punch them back.

 
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if some guy punched my brother in the gut i would have punched him square in the face because that is just wrong to punch someone in the gut before you even know what they were doing

 
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hey anonymous form NY, im from ny too! what city?

 
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u must have anger issues...like y didn't u say something back instead of hitting him right off the back

 
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I agree with coolkid1994 I would have dumped u if u did that 2 my brother.

 
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Why would you punch someone because you "thought he was flirting with your date"? The fact that you punched him at all is idiocy at it's best but punching him without even KNOWING he was flirting with your date who you may or may not even start dating for real? You deserve to be dumped.

 
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