1 year ago

I Saw My Crush's Mom Naked!

OMG, this was like the most embarrassing thing EVER!

A couple of weeks ago, I was at the beach, and this guy David from one of the boardwalk surf stores (who I’ve been crushing on my whole life), invited me back to his parent’s place for a BBQ.

I was SOOO psyched. But I felt kinda grimy from lying on the beach all day. So David said I could shower up at his place real quick.

Little did I know the shower was already occupied!

Once I got to the house, I went to quickly rinse off at one of those outdoor shower stalls that his parents had. But when I opened the door, his mom was already in there!

I quickly looked away and mumbled a weak “sorry,” but the damage was already done.

His mom gave me the cold shoulder during the whole BBQ…and she was the one doing all the cooking and hosting! Plus, I had trouble getting that image out of my mind.

It was SOOOO awkward.

Next time, though, I’ll know to knock first!

In the meantime, can I ever show my face at his parent's place again? Or does his mom totally think I'm a Peeping Pam?

 
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try talking to her and telling her wat happend

 
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you should try to calmly explain to her ohh and thanks flutter for putting pleas dont read because i hate those

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
 
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i am thinking u r never getting hr permission to date him agn

 
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oh gawd

 
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omg dat must be a nasty pic lol

 
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baaaaaaaaaaad

 
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no

 
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um..thts hard..

 
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by MILEY1_FAN, 3 weeks ago wild that a omg you is right you should have kock first that what i do frist when i go t the bathroom

 
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where are ur manners

 
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ewww

 
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dont go back that is just like torture

 
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wild that a omg you is right you should have kock first that what i do frist when i go t the bathroom

 
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lol i feel so bad for you

 
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i just peed my pants

 
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just act like it never happend! she probably already forgot about it!

 
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Nasty. I feel bad 4 u.Nothing much to say other then move on with ur life and learn some maners.

 
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twilightdork, yeh u really r a dork! her name is pam!!

 
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Say ur sorry, and just ignore the cold shoulders she gives you, she's gonna have to stop sometime. She needs to calm down and forgive u already!

 
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but thats kinda of the mom's fault too couldn't she locked the door?

 
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yup thats embarassing!!! yah i think his mom was being very immature and YOU were the mature one!!!

 
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yup thats embarassing!!! yah i think his mom was being very immature and YOU were the mature one!!!

 
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ewwwww!!!shoulda knocked first.and its peeping tom,not peeping pam

 
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say sorry and if she still gives u the cold shoulder give up!!! she is being really childish

 
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eww

 
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omg.thats so disguisting.i would never go to the house again.i would invite david over ur house .

 
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tell her ur sry u didnt kno. not ur fault.

 
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OMG. I would just makeout at movies and NEVER let her see ur face again cause she won't want u to do that w/ her son so kiss in private and be sure to knok. really, just try to knok.

 
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omg!!!!!! gross!!!!!!!!!!

 
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how do do you not here a shower like omg get your ears cleaned or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MsBlack, 2 weeks ago OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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ok, MsBlack, yur a freak. that could nevr happen

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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that must of been embarassing!!!!!!!!! ta ylorlover

 
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Wow! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !

 
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wow

 
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Well, thats got to be awkward...

 
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yea, shouldn't those doors be locked? and why did you just BARGE in?

 
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ewww thats WRONG!!!!

 
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ewww thats so nasty. and shouldnt those doors be locked?

 
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ewww thats so nasty. and shouldnt those doors be locked?

 
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OMG!!!!I am guessing you are gonna try and find a new guy now???Right. So a word of advice,KNOCK!!!!

 
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Her name is Pamela so you know peeping Pam.. Instead of peeping Tom..Duh

 
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what the hells a peeping pam? sorry lol nice story

 
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Ugh gross dont ever say that again u nasty person

 
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OMG KOOLL U SHOULDNT OF HAD LOOKED AWAY

 
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a peeping pam???

 
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