7 months ago

I Sneezed In My Crush's Face!

The last few months, I've been flirting with this kid named Paul big time in school. So I was so psyched when he wanted to go on a picnic with me last weekend!
 
Problem is, I have terrible seasonal allergies. When it turns warm and the flowers come out, the pollen makes me cough and sneeze like crazy!
 
But I wasn't gonna miss out on this opportunity, so I popped some allergy medicine and went to the park to meet Paul.
 
We had a great time, playing Frisbee and eating the food I packed. But sure enough, I could feel my allergy medicine slowly wearing off.
 
I tried to ignore it. Because, as we sat back down on the picnic blanket, Paul leaned in to kiss me!

We touched lips, but by then the medicine was totally worn off, and I couldn't hold it in anywhere – I sneezed right on him! We're talking boogers and everything.
 
Paul took his Frisbee and ran off
. Guess my snotty kiss ruined the mood.
 
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how poller ask mvt

 
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yuck

 
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OMG!!!!!!!! You should tell him that have allergys and bring extra meds!

 
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ewwwww

 
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um gross, but did he know about ur allergy??

 
 
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Ewwww gross!

 
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try 2 tel him it waz by mistke and tell him 2 go 2 a movie or the arcade

 
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Shut up nandallday.Girl its okay.Things happen like that all the time.

 
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Shut up nandallday.Girl its okay.Things happen like that all the time.

 
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awwwwww i feel sooooo bad!!!!! he should totally understand that!!!!!!!! i meen allergys??? cmon!!!

 
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awwwwww i feel sooooo bad!!!!! he should totally understand that!!!!!!!! i meen allergys??? cmon!!!

 
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awwwwww i feel sooooo bad!!!!! he should totally understand that!!!!!!!! i meen allergys??? cmon!!!

 
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thats sad he should understand allergys!

 
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OMG IF I SNEZZED ON MY CRUSH FACE I WOULD NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN HEHEHEEH

 
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OMG!!!!!!!!! I would die if that happened to me!!!!!!

 
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awwwwwwww poor you:(

 
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aww next time bring extra meds.

 
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Gosh,poor boy:)

 
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Gosh,poor boy:)

 
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That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katie

 
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lol i mean im sooo sorry lol

 
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Next time bring extra meds...

 
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yikes next time bring the meds with u just in case it does wear off.

 
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OUCH has he ever asked u out again?

 
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I SNEEZED ON DANNY GOKEY ONCE...NOW WERE GOIN OUT!HE WAS COOL ABOUT IT

 
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omg!!!!!!!! that hecka sucks! i would start crying!

 
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Dang! That sucks!! i would probably cry!

 
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that sucks

 
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shittttt dude thts rlly bad anyway gud luck with tht

 
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hi

 
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Dang!

 
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ewww but aww that sucks

 
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i feel so sorry for u

 
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aww at least u no he likes u. most of the time the girl leans in for a kiss and the guy pushes them away

 
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sorrys! everybody! I started a fight at the Jonas Brothers say what page. check it out and leave a comment please!!!!! btw I didn't mean to start a fight Plz don't take that seriouly 111

 
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Twilight_girl101 is right so as soon as it wore off you could take some more

 
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awwww...so sad...

 
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you should have brought somw more medicine with you.

 
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SUCKS 4 U

 
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Yeah twigirl u have a point!!!

 
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and by the way twilight sucks well it doesnt suck only Robert, Taylor and Kristen :)

 
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hahhahahah that must been gross

 
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sux!! 4 u hahahahhahahahaha

 
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so sorry. i guess he got sick u sneeezed in his mouth. THIRD

 
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third comment

 
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LoL!!! but that kinda harsh.

 
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At least you get to kiss him! SECOND

 
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omg feel so sorry for you...cant believe he ran off lol. oh yeah FIRST COMMENT i had to say it..