1 year ago
I Sneezed Into My Crush's Mouth!
Submitted by Rory (14), from Teaneck, NJ
I was pretty sick all last week, but when my crush Rick asked me out on a date for Friday, I just had to say yes, no matter how bad I felt!
I was still coughing and sneezing when Friday came around, but there was no way I would cancel. I just took some medicine and sucked it up.
Rick brought me out for pizza, and we were having an awesome time.
But then the sniffles struck...
While I was in middle of eating a slice of pizza, I felt a sneeze coming on. And that's when Rick leaned over to kiss me.
I was so surprised that I couldn't hold back my sneeze — and I spewed a whole mouthful of pizza right into Rick's mouth!
Well, he spit the pizza right out and was totally grossed out! I tried to explain I was sick, but it was useless...he barely talked to me the rest of the night.
So much for my big romance...snot gonna happen!
Sneezy
lol what a stupid person wow cottoncandii u r so mean! rock on girl!
sneezing mvt LVO TOW in me
anonymous person hi [= yes bitch i can spell buh who dha fucc spellsz shit out righ online if u wasnt so scurd u wouldta been "anonymous" anddd yer prolly dhat person dhat sneezed into dhat guysz mouth i hope u never get him =D
anonymous person hi [= yes bitch i can spell buh who dha fucc spellsz shit out righ online if u wasnt so scurd u wouldta been "anonymous" anddd yer prolly dhat person dhat sneezed into dhat guysz mouth i hope u never get him =D
aww feel so sorry! hopefully he talkied 2 u again
Dat iz nasty. I would have canceled for another time.
i feel so badd:( but the last part is funny:) snot gonna happen <--LMAO
Oh that's terrible!
ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! that is so fucken nasty next time bring some tissuses for backup or bring the medicene
That would've been awful. OMG, i almost threw up when I read that one. :(
wow hat hppend 2 me but he did it 2 me
NASTY
y would u go on a date wile u were sick! if he likes u(and i mean like like) then he would have understood but ya feel srry 4 u gal
eewww that is sooo disgusting no offence ... i would die of embarressment
Kool!rad it waz so halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!wha t did he say ?did he give you a gud nite smooch??????
uu dirty
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwww
Eww. That's sick. You can't really blame him. ID BE GROSSED OUT TOO. But hun. Even if he's about 2 kiss you, you could've turned real quick for a sneeze. He'd understand if you had a tickle...
Eww! Thats gross, try and cover ur mouth, but still he shoudnt hav been rude especially when u were sick
wow omg i fdeel so0o bad 4or you thats snot funny tho
u should not go on a date if u are sick
y didnt you cover your mouth thats digusting...ewwwwwww next time try using your hand it works!
Yo there rit but if u did not want to say a another day then when u felt it befor he kissed u like u said u should have cover ur mounth duh
OMg that's really bad eeeewwww i woldent know wut to do in ur case i'l probably run out of there
that was dumb of you to say yes you should have just said maybe another time i'm sick and i don't want to get you sick then say sorry
U could've just asked for another time since u were sick.... I'm sure he would've understand!
why wouldn't you just tell him you were sick and tell him that you would tell him when you felt better... then u could kiss him
boy wouldn't that suck,and by the way i like the way you said,"snot gonna happen! :]
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW like i feel so bad dont get me wrong but EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
DUDE!THAT WAS SOOOOOOO STUPID OF YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?U COULDNT HOLD IT IN
aw, so sorry!
bad pun... feel totes sorry
GROSS
aww...
I don't understand why everyone is so rude. Ignorant, don't you think? Anyway, it's okay. He was a jerk, and I'm sure you'll find someone better.
eww omfggg yur madd nasy! yu culdve atleast freakiin backed away from him dummy! if yu were rlly thinkiin yu wuld say excuse me & try 2 play it off after then kiss him!
Oh YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABC pizza! But, he did want to kiss u
ewwwwww thats disgustin but atleast he tried to kiss u
ewwwwww thats disgustin but atleast he tried to kiss u
wow i feel bad for u
yeah i know i wouldve put my hand on his chest and push him away. play-hard-to-get, you know? ahh....hes the stupid one too cuz like, honestly, you took a bite of pizza, and he decides to kiss you. really. he shouldve given you a chance to at least SWALLOW.
i'd push him away
omg. you shoudld have told the boy you were sick and say u could go next weekend. stupid
=(.ILL say no if i were u if i was sick.ILL ask him to come over instead.
aw. did the school ever find out. haha- smoothh.movee. but where only human..&there was nothingg you coullddd do except.... achhhooo.
some people would enjoy a loogie hawked in their mouth... plus, who wouldnt like some extra pizza?
oo sry...hope it works out ok with Rick..ya and it is his loss
nice. you shouldnt have went
hahah eww his lose