8 months ago

I Spilled Pasta Sauce On My Date's Dad!

I have a big crush on this girl named Sophie, and we've been hanging out a lot lately. In fact, she invited me to have dinner with her whole family!

I really wanted to make a good impression, so I decided to bring some cookies to dinner as a gift. But I was late getting ready and didn't have a lot of time to go to the grocery store.

I ran out and tried to find some dessert as fast as I could. As I was running through the aisles of the store, I accidentally bumped into a guy who had a big jar of sauce in his arms. When we collided, the jar popped and spilled all over him!

He was really mad, but I just kept on running as he yelled at me. I figured I'd never see that guy again. Boy was I wrong!

I got to her house, and we were having a good time at first – her mom and brother were really nice. But then her dad came down – it was the same guy that I spilled the sauce on!

The whole dinner was really awkward and Sophie hasn't asked me out since. Plus, I had to pay the laundry bill for ruining her dad's shirt. Bleh.
 
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ha ha lolz i would say srry while i was runnin

 
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wow lol i would do the same keep running but im a girl so yeah idk

 
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thats rude

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK

 
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read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
 
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s so sor sorr sorry sorry d sorry du sorry dud sorry dude

 
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Its kinda rude of her to not talk to you because it isnt like you intentionally spilled the sauce.

 
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How much was the bill

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! woww

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! thats dumb

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! hey

 
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omg thats awkward

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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wow thats harsh

 
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wierd anonymous person thats mean jst cuz u arent first comment doesnt give u the right to call ppl names and bad language wtf

 
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which anonymous? u meen the WHOEVER ALREDY COMMENTED IS A @#$#@@ one? yeah it is stupid.

 
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SHUT UP ANTONYMOUS. YOUR COMMENTS ARE STUPID JUST BECAUSE U R NOT 1 DOSN'T MEAN U CAN CALL PEOPLE BAD LANGUAGES

 
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What a coincedence I am from Cinncinatti,OH but now I live in Medina and now moving to Georgia. Any how that must stink 4 u and him

 
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i dod the same thing! i was at the store and i wasn't feeling good, but i wanted to get my stuff. i started to throw up and i threw up on some ladies shoes. she screamed and i ran away. apparently, that was my date's mom...

 
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that sucks. Karma. Karma.

 
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bbbbblhfdbdhdbnednenehdne hnndhebb d to her dad

 
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thats one freaky pic. u spilled THAT much sauce on him? how'd u take the pic?

 
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anonomys 8 spaces below me ur stupid it says that Sophie hadnt asked him out since DUH!!!!!

 
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wow

 
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ouch anonymous three under! dont be a retard

 
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Camata That means calm the **** down NOw That Spanish!!!!!!!222

 
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totally

 
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Aww then that girl is really low becuase like u payed for the laundry bill and u did not mean to u wanted to make it on time and find something for her!! She should still ask u out it was just an accident!!!

 
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take it easy whoever left the last anonymos comment

 
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i would say that this happens to other but no i think you schould luve the world

 
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say u were tryin 2 buy cookies 4 desert, then the 'rents will understand. . .sugary deserts always work on my 'rents

 
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awwww. zats zo zad!!!

 
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tell him how much his daughter means to you and say your reallllllllllly sorry you were in a hurry to get to HIS house.

 
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do u have a gf

 
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wow thts kinda tragic nd weird i feel relly sorry for u!!!!!!!!!

 
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are you still dating

 
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my story_i was in class sitting next this reaaly hot guy since we moved seats.Well idk what i ate but i really felt gassy,but i thought it was going to be a silent one wrong!So i lifted my leg and PEWF it was HUGE and smelly!He laughed at my face and worst of all everyday in the morning he tells me just tell me if your gonna let one rip and ill run to the nearest country so i wont hear it or smell it!now i dont like him

 
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loosa

 
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hAhA WEll ThAT'S A hilARiOUS STORii ANd ThATS dUMb FOR PAYiNG FOR hiZ lAUNdRY!!

 
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r u still single??????????

 
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haha that rilly sux! Maybe u cood try telling her dad that u were in a hurry to get to HIS house. Then maybe how much hiss daughter means to u and all that. Me, being a girl, wiuld love if a boy would do that for me. But I'm a romantic I don''t know her but I think it's worth a shot.

 
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wow, what a story

 
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does she still talk 2 u?

 
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poor guyy; u hd to pay the laundry bill? lol

 
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awww i feelzz sorryzzz 4zzz u!!! =(

 
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pooor guy

 
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OMG! LOL!

 
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so sorry.

 
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lol that's pretty funny

 
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wow but thats ok she should still talk to you.