2 years ago
I Spray Painted My Crush's Bathroom
Submitted by Anne Marie (15), from Jacksonville, FL
Last year, I was really into this cutie named Kyle. So I was so psyched when he invited me over for dinner to meet his whole family one night.
Everything was going okay for a while, but I was too embarrassed to tell his mom and dad that I was lactose intolerant. The main course? Mac & cheese with cream of potato soup. So not good!
I gulped down everything obediently, but soon felt the runs coming on. After dinner, I excused myself to go to the bathroom — and proceeded to drop the smelliest load ever. Ugh!
In an effort to mask the rancid odor, I grabbed what I thought was a can of Lysol. Big mistake: It was actually a can of spray paint! Not only did I stink up Kyle's whole bathroom, but I also ruined his parents' nice wallpaper with a big crooked red stripe.
Soon, his mom and dad discovered what I had done and demanded an explanation. The only one I could muster: "This is how I mark my territory."
xD how i mark my terotory, and spary pain? in the bathroom?
hahhhahaha who puts spraypaint in the bathroom..rofl
yahh i knoee haha who puts spray paint in the bathrooom?? hahhaa
why the heck do they have a bottle of spraypaint in the bathroom??
i'm allergic to zithromax so many people to remind...doctors *sigh*
why didn't you tell her you were lactose intolerant??? just because that's your crush's mom doesn't mean that you can't tell her you're lactose intolerant, especially if she made mac'n'cheese!
im allergic to penicillen
im allergic to penicillen
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER!!!! Im Allergic to a type of medicene and a parent was gonna give it to me and i told her that i was allergic!! That saved me from getting a bigger reaction or being in the hospital!!!!!
lol thats nasty
this is SOOO funny!!!
lol :D
haha :)
Omg!What was the spary can doing in the bathroom? And why didnt you just say u were Lactose Intolerent??
ROFLMAO
Ooo that really sux 4 u! i would have said that i wuz lactos intolerant in da 1st place.
Ooo that really sux 4 u! i would have said that i wuz lactos intolerant in da 1st place. \
i would have said "wat is a spray can doing in a bathroom?!"
did u tell them the truth later?
ok anonymouswritegirl yeah RIGHT! You do not do any of that, your probably just a fat girl looking for attention. You cant even fit in the stoller or crib!
you are so stupid you couldn't come up with a better excuse dang what is wrong with you
anonymouswritergirl, how old are you? cause if your like my age, thats dang sad. im 10. a diaper would be soft though.
this is how i mark my territory?major moron!
shut up aninymouswritergirl u do not and also who had spray paint in there bathroom
im 15 years old and my granny treats me like a baby every time i go over i have to wear a diaper and she ,akes me go on walkes and i ride in a STROLLER and she makes me eat FORMULA and she gives me a BINKI and when i sleep over i sleep in a CRIB
omg i was at my friends house (lets call her Mary) and Mary had a can of spray paint and she hid it in her pants and the cap fell off and then she hit the top by mistake. i think you know what comes next.
shoulda woulda coulda!!!
shoulda woulda coulda!!!
shoulda woulda coulda!!!
lol. i am lactose intolerant as well. and i hate it SO mush. epesoly when i go to a friends house.
omg y would u say that?????!!!
lmao your dumb you should have told them the truth
OMG dat sukz
omg r u and him still goin out?
omg. that suks. lame excuse, though!
its ok, djdanger.
u mean omg teamjonas i only use omj when it is about something JONAS but that is my opinion
omj how do u confuse spray pain with lysol air freshener doesnt even have a cap!!!
you shud have told them
lol nice comeback
should've told them b4 supper
u shouldve been sincere.
i would have said "ummm im lactose intolerant" what is so hard about that
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
thats a gay thing to reply to them
Be honest If u really like someone right now, or miss them right at this moment, or can't get them out of your head, Then copy and paste this on 10 vids within 5 minutes, And whoever you are missing, Will surprise you tomorow
Be honest If u really like someone right now, or miss them right at this moment, or can't get them out of your head, Then copy and paste this on 10 vids within 5 minutes, And whoever you are missing, Will surprise you tomorow
Be honest If u really like someone right now, or miss them right at this moment, or can't get them out of your head, Then copy and paste this on 10 vids within 5 minutes, And whoever you are missing, Will surprise you tomorow
Aww...that wasn't your fault but what's so embarrassing about being lactose intolerant?
its okay