2 years ago

I Stunk Up My Crush

One day, my gym teacher Mr. Decaro paired the whole class up into boy-girl teams for our warm-ups — and I managed to get Isaac, the cutest guy in school! It was all going great, at first: Isaac was totally flirting with me as he held my feet while I did a bunch of stomach crunches.

But then I felt a gas leak coming on, if you know what I mean (I never should have had that extra slice of pizza for lunch!)

Just as I was in the middle of doing my tenth sit-up, I let out a huge fart...right in Isaac's face! He tried to play it off as if it was no big deal, but I could tell by his grimace that he was really grossed out by me.

To top it off, when we were done with our exercises, he brushed me off with the classic line, "Smell ya later!"

 
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sorry but that's really funny!!

 
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ooo the weird

 
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srry

 
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i feel so srry 4 u

 
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I would totally b embarrased

 
 
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lol

 
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaah right in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

 
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awwwww im sooo sorry for you that must be so embarrassing!!!!

 
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oooo right in his face thats a bad one

 
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wow ni feel for ya

 
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ooo..ouch n on front of ur crush 2

 
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awwww!!! so sorry but why did y6ou doui that? squeeze it in or dont do sit ups duh!!

 
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wow thats gross i feel bad for her =0

 
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wow thats gross i feel bad for her =0

 
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so gross

 
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woah , poor girl , its okaie ,i've had worst ... BTW , the guy was H.A.R.S.H . u shouldnt like him ! ttyl lady <3

 
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wow i cant beleive that farted in his face but he could have said something worse

 
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omg that sucks girl :[

 
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who cares about that

 
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that must realy suck

 
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I know the feeling, girl

 
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Ooh. I hope that he will ever talk to her again. Good luck!

 
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aww! that must have been soo embarassing!! im srry

 
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OMG!!! That must of been one of the most EMBARASSING THINGS i have ever heard!!!

 
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omg thts so rawt anywyz bye

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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so embarrassing how olf were you

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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LOL that would freak me out!!!!!but he prolly still likes u maybe but ya never no rotfl funny!!!!!

 
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Ok well first of all i would like to say that sucks for you but it can't be as bad as this ok well i was in gym too and this was when i was in seventh grade and this really hot eigth grader came up to me and asked me for my number so of course i gave it to him and then we went outside to run a few laps and just as we started to run there was a rope out of the random on the floor and i triped over it and when i was going down i grabed his pants and they fell down and i saw his underwere and they were tidy widies and to top it off they were stained with poop eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww so gross never runing with a guy again!!!

 
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HA!nice.......no but seriously that so gross!!Unlike me u don't have cheeks of steel.

 
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Lmao.

 
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im so glad dat wuznt me

 
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hahahaha nice

 
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hahahaha nice

 
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whoaa!

 
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immm srrryyyy!!! i hope that sure dont happen too mee!!! [[knock on wood]]..... lolzzzz

 
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OMG, i have a crush named isaac!

 
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well at least he was nice about it u should totally ask him out he probably likes you!!!

 
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holly cow you must have stunk bad don't take it personally everybody farts once in a while the average human farts 14 times a day

 
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yuck That must of ben reallly embarrassing

 
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That is so gross and embarrassin'

 
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I'd be totally embarrassed.

 
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LOL ill neva 4get that 1

 
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wow! If that happened to me i would be so just like hopeing that it would be a silent one! Was it silent are loud? Well anyways, U kinda embrassed your self!

 
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GROSS NASTY WEIRD

 
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gross

 
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you must of been so emmbarrassed.talk to him about it it might make you fell a bit better.

 
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must of been so embarassing i feel so sorry 4 u

 
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omg

 
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