1 year ago
I Took A Poo During A Fire Drill!
Submitted by Neil (14), from Staunton, VA
I absolutely hate using the bathrooms at school, but after a gross taco lunch, I had NO CHOICE.
Problem was, as soon as I sat down in the boys' room stall, the fire alarm went off!
Well, what could I do? It's not like I could get up mid-poo, right?
Instead, I decided to wait it out.
Big mistake! A few minutes later, I heard the door to the bathroom swing open and a fireman yelled, "Anyone in here? We have two people unaccounted for!"
Even though I tried to put my feet up, the fireman looked under all the stalls and finally found me on the toilet, in the process of wiping up!
He laughed and told me to take my time. But when I got outside with the rest of my class, everybody pointed and laughed at me, because it was so obvious where I had been.
I still had toilet paper stuck to my shoe!
Now, everytime I go to the bathroom, all my classmates make fire engine noises. Ugh! Real funny...
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haha, ,that kinda sucks for you!
Just tell them to shut the hell up or you"ll TP there houses and silly spray there windows!
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OMG! was it a real fire or just a drill? cause my school always has fake fires just 2 prepare us 4 a real one.Anyway if I was u I would never go 2 the br again if all the students laughed at me when I asked. talk about embarrising!!!!
was it a real fire? or was it just a drill to practice for a fire? because @ our school the alarm goes off everytime someone burns something in food (cooking)
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that firemen is a gay-palooza too look under the stalls he probly just herd 'pfft pfft grunt plop. pfft pfft grunt plop.'
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was it a real fire? or was it a fire drill? what was the fireman doing @ a fire drill? ..... to the person wo sent this sometimes fire people show up a t fire alarms cause they are checking how everyone does
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that happened to me once but it was a firdrill and my teacher came in freaked out looking for me! it was so uncool when she found me in the bathroom!!!
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i did that once
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