1 year ago
I Was a Real-Life Wedding Crasher
Submitted by Josh (17), from Boise, ID
My older brother Jeremy asked me to be the best man at his wedding, which I thought was totally cool (and a great way to meet some chicks).
I thought I looked pretty smooth in my tux, but my dress shoes were about two-sizes too big, so I was stumbling around everywhere.
When it came time to hand over the rings, I was so nervous — and my shoes so huge — that I tripped and fell right into the bride, ripping her gown!
The whole crowd gasped, and I could tell my parents were especially peeved at me for being such a klutz.
All I could do was help up my soon-to-be-sister-in-law and say, "I do...know a good tailor, if you need one."
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i would really kill you if that happened. why didn't u tell ur parents that the shoes were big god think dude think
lolz.u shouldnt have said that.lolz...still funny
AHHH
Ha!I can't beleive u said that!!!Okay so that was bad.I would be pissed off if that was me......LIKE RLLY PISSED OFF (mostly cuz of the dress)
omg i member when my sis got membered me and this other boy were picked to hand over the rings i was super nervous but nothing like what happended to u didnt happen to me
I would kill you if that was me.
wow!that was crazy!
i would of been so0o0o0o pissed of if he did that and he would have 2 pay 4 the rip and the tailar!!!
hahaha that wusnt funny :|
i agree with xxstephellox.
so where does owen wilson and vince vaughn come in!!!??? they're hilarious!!
how did you get diarrhea?
i agree with xxstephelloxx! i mean duh!
okay, i think he knows that he could have gotten smaller shoes, common sense. he probably borrowed them or was in a rush; ive done it (not ripped a wedding gown, but bought huge shoes in a rush)
you should bought shoes that fit, derrr
haha but y dod u wear shoes that were two big
why did u get shoes 2 sizes big?? seriously if u just got those shoes that fit u this would have never happened at all!
why didn't you just buy shoes that fit you? HELOOOOO???? ANYONE IN THERE?
oooooo sucks 4 u. maybe next time buy shoes that fit
awwwww
Wow, I feel bad 4 u
lol imagine the underware
so much 4 good memories. from dude 108
i bet she hates u!! lol
Idk Y I even said that! That was totally private! LOL! -_- 0_0
My parents were supposed to get married, they were engaged...and LOL ur story if funny, but not funny...mysterious...
oooh stinks for you. Atleast your brother will have a funny story to tell about his wedding. LOL!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
U ruined the wedding dress, but man do I fell sry 4 U! Did she still get married?
u totally ruined thier big day! y didnt u get shoes that fit?!!
OK THAT IS kinda weird but its funnny noooot anonymous
awwww poor guy at least u can make a joke
i am totally sorry for u!!!sort of a klutz too!!!
im sorry i dont know what i would do i would probley start crying
omg i would cry and run away
DUMEBO
not your fault...get shooz that fit, yo
you ruined her big day!
wow, sucks for you