2 years ago

I Went Into The Men's Room By Mistake

While I was vacationing in France last summer, my parents took me to this hotel where there wasn't one word of English written anywhere.

I really had to go to the bathroom badly, and couldn't wait to get up to the room, so I went to the one in the lobby to take a massive dump — not knowing that "Hommes" means "Men's Room."

Whoops! I soon found out my horrible mistake when I left the stall and saw these two cute French guys by the sink laughing at me.

I could tell that they were saying something about me in their native tongue, but I didn't want to stick around to get the full translation.

So I ran out as fast as I could, my face bright red. Sacre bleu!

 
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3R1K@ why would you flirt do you even speck french??

 
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I WOULD'VE FLIRTED INSTEAD OF RUN OUT?

 
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Badx23

 
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BOYD!! x :P

 
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i feel bad 4 u

 
 
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OMG!this is a true thing that happens!it's not a chain letter!it's kind of scary at first but it really works!!paste this comment into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and you crushes name will appear on the screen!!it's so weird.

 
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Sorry for You!!!--vfc#1fan

 
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rotfl! i feel bad 4 u man

 
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hahah wowz that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! well they might be cute but there not your type right?!

 
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hahah wowz that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! well they might be cute but there not your type right?!

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd! (btw: i feel bad for u, tht happened to me once, too....)

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd! (btw: i feel bad for u, tht happened to me once, too....)

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd! (btw: i feel bad for u, tht happened to me once, too....)

 
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sux 4 u!!!!!!and she has the same name as me...just sayin'

 
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that sucks my mom did the same thing but we were in america and she can read and to my luck she walked red faced next to this really hot guy my age and he was laughing at my mom and right then she sat down and he looked like i was just as insane as her i later found out he goes to my school

 
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i totally did that in school once!!!

 
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sux 4 u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 
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i walked in the girls room once and they all screamed..lol...

 
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Zut~!

 
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hahahah that sucks

 
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Man girl, u should have waited. It does not take THAT long!

 
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i AM french! I SPEAK french!! i wouldnt have ran out!!i would have flirted back IN FRENCH!!

 
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hahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 
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lol

 
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DAT SO FUNNY I LAUGHED DA CRAP OUTTA ME U DO THAT?

 
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OMG!!...dats funny.=D

 
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thats an honest mistake, you did know french words but your so lucky you got to go to France i would so want to go their

 
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WHATEVER

 
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WHATEVER

 
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take massive dumps in your own bathroom and not in public ones

 
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I would be embarrased

 
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forme la busch to everyone who laughs at this story its really sad cuz when ur in france and u see 2 hot guys laughing at u, u feel like a pile of crap. btw forme la busch means shut up and its the best spelling i can spell.

 
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i dont like this story.very embarissing

 
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OH NO!! were they really cute guys or just average??

 
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OMG!!!!THATS EMBARISSING!

 
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lol, you should like take a french translation dictionary to everywhere you went so you could look up a word you didn't know!!! >.<

 
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I HAVE BEEN TO EVERY STATE IN THE US [ALL 50] AND ALMOST 20 IN OUT OF THE US I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ANTARCTICA BUT THAT IS NEXT ON MY LIST MY FAMILY LOVE TO TRAVEL

 
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Learn some French!

 
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u should've learned French before ur vaca

 
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I went to Quebec. With my rep soccer team for a tournament. It was so fun! Luckily there are a few girls on my team who go to french school so they translated for us. I want to go to Japan so...yeah...:D

 
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lol.heres a tip 4 u , take french in 8th grade

 
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That's actually awesome. I wish I could go to France! I'd be like, "Hey guys, what's up?" haha. FRANCE dude you're lucky. One time my friend dared me to go into the guy's bathroom and when I did, there was this hot dude in there, and it was just me and him. So when I saw him he smiled at me and we just cracked up. :D Then she made me do it again and I went in there and it was all these weird lookin' dudes so when I went in I screamed, "SUCK THIS, BITCHES!!!!" and ran back out laughing my brains out.

 
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dude wth LEARN FRENCH BEFORE U GO TO FRANCE EH STOOPPIDD!!

 
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thats embarrassing.=D

 
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at least you wont ever see them again if that were at school that would be embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 
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Whoah.. france?!?!? LUCKY!

 
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Wow that will be so embersing.But did those guy talk to you.Were you like RED.But maybe at least you wont see those guys ever again but MAYBE.

 
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omg! *speachless*

 
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omg! *speachless*

 
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That would totally suck! Hey just look on the bright side you'll never see those guys again! My cousin did that once It was sooooo funny!!!

 
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