If Jackson, RPattz and Peter Had a Baby...

Meet Petebert Pattinbone! Ain't he, um, cute?

Maybe not. But our crazy mad scientist friends at PopEater imagined what it would look like if you morphed the bloodlines of three hot Twilight vampires: Jackson Rathbone, Robert Pattinson and Peter Facinelli.

Hey, at least he still has cool hair.

Click over to PopEater to check out some more celeb photo twist-ups, including Kristen Stewart combined with Rachelle Lefevre and Ashley Greene!