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Is It FINALLY Time to Ask Your Crush Out?

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 29 - OCTOBER 6

 

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: You've been living a quiet life lately, but look for something louder than a cherry bomb to go off very soon. Ya might watch what and who you text to make sure nothin' blows up in your face. As for your love life, though, expect some fireworks!

 

 

 

APRIL 20 - MAY 20
: The truth comes out this week (like who you're crushin' on). Don't worry, though — the object of your desire will be totally psyched! (Yes, even if his name is Nick Jonas!)

 

 

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: Staring at the back of your crush’s neck in English class isn't the best way to get him to dig your latest wardrobe upgrade. He may be super hot, but you won't get burned making the first move since you are too!

 

 

 

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: All the partying and shopping you did last week may catch up to you this week. Take care of yourself with a little bit of pampering — if you're not flexible enough to give yourself a backrub, maybe you can convince a hottie to do it for you!     JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: Something big is coming your way. Could it be a monster sale at the mall? Or a Demi concert? Super-sized cheeseburgers with relish at the cafeteria? Hopefully whatever the HUGE surprise is, it will be small enough to digest. BRAAAPPPPPPP!!!      AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22
: You've been feeling under the weather lately, but the clouds will lift soon. And, while we're predicting the weather: Expect a MAJOR heat wave when it comes to you and your crush! Scor-chin'!      SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23
: An invite is coming your way, so you must be prepared in terms of clothes. Although you know what the best accessory is? Arm candy! Time to ask your crush out — your style depends on it!      OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21
: Feelin' a little chill from the fall weather, or maybe some people at school? Don't worry: Their attitude will thaw soon. And if it doesn't, expect some karmic wedgies coming their way!      NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: Watch out this week, becuz some peeps are totally out for blood when it comes to school gossip. We’re talking ultimate fighting drama! Instead of getting in the ring, you're best just standing back and watching all the action. Wouldn't want to get hurt now, wouldja?     DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19
: You’ve overbooked yourself again this week! Dump the smaller parties in favor of the bigger bashes; feelings won’t get hurt, because next time the action will work in reverse. So if you get an invite to a shindig thrown by Selena Gomez, RSVP yes!     JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: The stars say it may be a rough week at school (annoying test coming up?), but you'll totally get through it. Even if you're getting some bad vibes from your teacher, just play it cool — and keep the spitballs on lockdown!      FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: Don’t try to rock the boat this week. With Mars making a dive onto your sign, you move into protector mode. So it will be up to you to clean the messes, instead of making them. Maybe it's time to buy some strong Windex!

 

 
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what crush?

 
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libra rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I M PROUD BEING AN ARIAN.......ITS LOVELY

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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aries are the very best becuz their the first!!!! go aries!

 

MOST COMMENTED:
SCOPE IT OUTS

 
 
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O YEAH I'M A PROUD GEMINI!GO ALL THE GEMINI CHICKS OUT THERE LET ME HEAR YA SAY UR PROUD TO BE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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TAURUS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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girls i need help... my boyfriend wants to make out with me. he is a MAJOR hottie! he's sweet and athletic and i love everything about him! just sometimes he's kinda rude to my friends... i know he wants to make out with me for sure but i'm still not sure if he's the one that i can rlly count on to be with me forever! what should i do?

 
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love paramore !

 
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That is so pathetic ! Get the f**ckin courage to ask now ! life is way to short katie f

 
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ok thanks i think?

 
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well geminis r awesome ha lol

 
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well geminis r awesome ha lol

 
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Copy and paste if you are a Paramore fan! 0!@#$%^&s 0 0 }{$%&&*)_ +":?P>O from nikki_98

 
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mnnn hmmm i agree wiv 8iloveshiloh8 !! xxx

 
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LEOS ROCK!!! WE R BORN LEADERZ 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! GO LEOS OF CANADA! >_<

 
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Copy and paste if you are a Paramore fan! 0!@#$%^&s 0 0 }{$%&&*)_ +":?P>O

 
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Nothin' can ever come close to Aries! We rulez Aries grls

 
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Sagittarius is the best sign EVER!

 
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Scorpios are way hotter then the other signs!

 
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i love being a scorpio thjat is so cool and so am i si it really mATCHES PERFECT....:)

 
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HELL YEAH AQUARIUS GIRL'Z LIKE ME RULE ARIES AND YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING ABNOUT IT...LOL JK BUT WE REALLY DO RULE

 
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oh and VIRGO GIRL ALL DA WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BA BY

 
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Copy and paste if you are a Paramore fan! 0!@#$%^&s 0 0 }{$%&&*)_ +":?P>O

 
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Aww yeah!!!!!!!!!!! sagittarius + cancer!!!!! Def!!!!

 
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Aquarius girls rule!!!!!

 
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I totally agree with babyyay12!

 
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virgo is awesome

 
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go gemini babes!!!!!!!!!

 
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aquarious and proud of it!

 
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Im Aries, and proud of it! :)

 
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Totally Libra! Represent! haha

 
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Copy and paste if you are a Paramore fan! 0!@#$%^&s 0 0 }{$%&&*)_ +":?P>O

 
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TAURUS O yeah

 
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TAURUS O yeah

 
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scorrpio!

 
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HEY MY PEP'S OUT THERE TELL NIOCK JONAS I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVV HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 
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happy birthday popup43! 2days my bff's bday so HAPPY B-DAY LAUREN!! I LUVVV U AND UR SYCKO DAWG!! hugs & skittles, keep rockin!! LOLiHOT_42 xoxox oxoxoxoxoxox

 
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todays my b-day im turning 13

 
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¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¤ÂºÂ°Â¨Â¸â€žÃ¸Â¤ÂºÂ°Â¨ ¨°º¤ø„¸ WEIRD AL „ø¤º°¨If you're a wierd al ¸„ø¤º°¨ ROCKS!! ``°º¤ø„¸fan copy and paste ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤ ºÂ°Â¨Â¨Â°ÂºÂ¤Ã¸â€žÂ¸Â¨Â°Â ºÂ¤Ã¸ this everywhere if yu dont know who weird al is type in weird al i'm fat at youtube.......trust me hilarious

 
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i am a leo too

 
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OMJ I love these things Wat's really scary is i am a TAURUS and it says that my crush is NICK JONAS and its is!!!!

 
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im a leo! and i just entered this contest and i hope thats what they mean by big!

 
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Ok what???? i'm a leo!!!!

 
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go gemini even though i don't believe in horoscropes

 
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1ST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!! GO SCORPIO!!!!!!<3