1 year ago

It Looked Like I Had Pooped My Pants!

Last week, I was hanging out at a Starbucks with this totally gorgeous guy named Shawn. I was so nervous just being around him that my hands were shaking!

In fact, I was so focused on trying to act cool in front of him, that I wasn’t really paying attention to where I was sitting…or what I was sitting on.

Turns out, I had picked a chair where someone had spilled a whole puddle of coffee...

I didn’t notice anything at all until later, after Shawn dropped me off back at my house. (I was hoping for a kiss, maybe, but he just said “bye” real quick. Hmmm, weird.)

Of course, when I got inside, my little brother Freddie pointed to the back of my pants and said, “Ewww!!! It looks like you have diarrhea!”

Sure enough, I looked in the mirror and the back of my pants were totally covered in gross brown goo.

I’m SURE Shawn must have seen it, but was too polite to say anything. Ugh! He must have thought I was such a weirdo.

That really put a stain on my perfect date.

Whaddaya think? Did Shawn notice it? Will he call me again?
 
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WHO WOULDN T NOTICE HOT COFFEE ON A CHAIR RU JUST RETARDED OR WAT?!?!?!

 
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no

 
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ha ha ha! lol

 
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call him!

 
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if you call him and tell what happened he'll understand. I know it!

 
 
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so srry it sucks but he sounds like a nice guy i sure he will come around

 
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Hi I'm Audrey. I'm positive that Shawn will come back for you. he noticed it but if he is a very nice boy he won't care or make fun of you.

 
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LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more

 
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Ha You Imbisualt Watch Where You Are Going!!

 
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i feel srry 4 u!

 
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i feel so 4 u

 
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o i feel so srry for u. u should call him and tell him wat happened cause if he really likes u then he wont care

 
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o i feel so srry for u. u should call him and tell him wat happened cause if he really likes u then he wont care

 
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o snape

 
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oh wow. thats tragic!! im so sorry for you!! maybe he will call you back and you can get a chance to tell him wat really happaened.

 
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U SHOU;D TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENNED

 
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omg!!!!!! he will probably call u back.... maybe..... ok probably not but thats ok

 
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awww..its ok he probally new it was just coffe

 
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Shawn totally noticed, but if u 2 r meant to b he will call u back

 
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i feel bad for u!!! some person was selfish and lazy and didnt clean up after himself!!!

 
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nooo because i wouldnt

 
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nope tuff love

 
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Not that bad... you will live

 
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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh i feel so bad dat mustve been embarrasing

 
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ohhh poor you i feel so bad for you

 
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just tell him...'yeah the other day when we at starbucks..there was some spilled coffee in my seat and i didnt notice it when i sat down, so im sorry if u thought i did sumpin else..but no' and maybe he'll call u and maybe you'll be smart and NOT go to starbucks...

 
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IT PROB JUST LOOKED LIKE PEE

 
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Just tell him like be "haha yeah i accedentliy sat on some coffee and it was all over my pants haha" make it sound funny but dont make it wierd. haha hope it works out!

 
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i hope things work out with yall

 
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well ya he obviouly noticed!

 
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Dear Janelle (14) from Riverview,FL Tell Shawn you sat on a chair with coffie on it and I`m sure he`ll understand.And if you do that,he`ll probablly call you again.

 
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Dear Janelle (14) from Riverview,FL Tell Shawn you sat on a chair with coffie on it and I`m sure he`ll understand.And if you do that,he`ll probablly call you again.

 
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he obviously noticed

 
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yea he noticed

 
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He definately noticed.

 
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uhh yea he noticed

 
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he totally noticed

 
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he definently noticed

 
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my brothers name is shawn

 
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that suckss watch where ur sitting lol love siezers654

 
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Wait and see my friend.....

 
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yes and yes

 
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He Should understand if he's a good and nice guy

 
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i think u should just tell him wat REALLY happened...if he a nice guy he should understand..srry bout da whole stain

 
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i think u should just tell him wat REALLY happened...if he a nice guy he should understand..srry bout da whole stain

 
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u should talk 2 him ~*~Tiffani~*~

 
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAA ]

 
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if i wer ehiom i wouldnt cuz u embaresseds ur self in public and plus u r wierd to TRY to act kewl cuz ur NOT lol lmaO

 
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tell him the truth and see if he believes u

 
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