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JoBro Basher Back As MTV VMA Host!

Warning to Nick, Joe and Kevin: Russell Brand is back!

The British funnyman has been tapped to host the MTV Video Music Awards again, a year after he caused a stir by making jokes about the Jonas Brothers purity rings. Ah, it's all coming back to us now... (cue violent rage).

This time, the comedian said he'll keep things clean, promising a "controversy-free festival of love and [EXPLETIVE DELETED]." Uh, yeah. Whatever.

Helping to take our mind off the shaggy-haired JB hater will be Taylor Swift, announced as one of the 2009 VMA performers. "I love incorporating theatrics into my performances, and the VMAs have always allowed artists to run with that," she gushed. Hmmm. Wonder what "theatrics" could mean? Is she going to perform a play during "Love Story?" Can't wait to find out!

And we hope Russell manages to keep his mitts off her... or he'll get a purity ring, alright. Thrown at his forehead.

What do you guys think...

 

Are you psyched that Russell Brand's back to host the 2009 VMAs?

 
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how could 133 people love his hair!?

 
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LOL! i watched the VMA awards it was so funny this year two! Russel Brand Rox!! xD

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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im soo stoked!!! ima go vote right now!!

 
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I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

 
 
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he's a good actor buti hate howhe disrespected thejbs mani hate that guy butheis a good actor

 
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I think he was cool on Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but now he's even better. Way to go Russ!

 
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hate him

 
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Dudes take a chill pill he's a comedean thats his job to make fun of people and he said sorry and JB said that it was ok. And he's not mental, he does take showers his hair thats his style. Bill Kaulitiz used to style his hair like that. (Bill Kaulitz is from a band named Tokio Hotel) give him a break will you?!

 
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no muse are the shizzels thats why russell loves them and never disrespects them, big fan of you russell rock on mate i got my tickets to the vmas(live 50 minuutes away from radio city music hall)and ready for you and muse

 
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okay guys i have a confession EVERY SINGLE MUSE COMMENT ON THIS WEBSITE IS MINE, yeah so i am the first and only muse fan on this site so when they get famous here in the states and on this website acknoldge me!

 
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what is his problem? Is he, like, mental or something? Why would you even want to CONSIDER someone like that?!?! He dissed the JB, and he needs to take a shower, or brush his hear, or shave it off, or something. He's not that appealing or funny at all.

 
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OMG he should not be allowed to host them again. He made fun of the Jonas Brothers for being perfect as Jordin Sparks said "not everyone wants to be a slut".

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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like really dude get a life no one would wanna do you. the jonas brotherss are the shizzle

 
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he looks creepy but he was funny in BEDTIME STORIES with ADAM SANDLER HE WAS SO FUNNY

 
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i don't even know who he is but, he looks familiar

 
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i love him, he likes muse sooo!

 
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you guys missed anoyther performer stupids... MUSE! you know my fav band that were in twilights baseball scene,but i did not find out about them by it!

 
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This is gay and has no point to it. It's stupid. I wasted my time reading this poo!!!

 
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This is gay and has no point to it. It's stupid. I wasted my time reading this poo!!!

 
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This is gay and has no point to it. It's stupid. I wasted my time reading this poo!!!

 
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This is gay and has no point to it. It's stupid. I wasted my time reading this poo!!!

 
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he is a loser!

 
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I always thought he was alright but I like him a whole lot more since he made fun of the jonas brothers!!GO RUSSELL

 
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yes hes back hahahha hope he makes fun of the jonas brothers ugh i hate em!!!!!!

 
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I HATE HIMM

 
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EWWWWW.I hate that guy!He is gonna make fun of them again.

 
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i absolutely positively 100% HATE that man! so what if they have purity rings? lay off! i yelled at my mom when i found out he was hosting...but its cool kuz she hates him too AAAAAAAAHHH! but JB knows they have fans like us that don't like him for a good reason... HATE YOU RUSSELL!!!

 
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no! he is soooooo not funny! HE MADE FOR OF THE HOTTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! THE JOBROS!

 
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i completley agree with Joebroslover96 I LOVE THE JB

 
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@ jennanneeee: with a purity ring you show your abstinance 'till marriage

 
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I don't beleve that freakin fu***n guy he is a dtupid idiot how could he make fun pof the JOBROS THEY ARE AWESOME UNLIKE RUSSELL I HATE HIM and I'n going to try and calm myself down cuz I LOVE THE JOBROS TO DEATH and that guy thinks he is cool??? COMMON BACK TO RWASLITY WHO HERE ACTUALLY LIKES HIM MORE THAN THE JOBROS I KNOW I DON"T........

 
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WTF TeenLeaderIL you did offend me! I love the jbs I'm not no jobro humper WTF? and PEOPLE WHAT THE HECK IS A PURITY RING? (something that your aging with?) IDK SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME THX IF YOU DO:)

 
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NO! he's soo creepy looking just look at him! and awesome ANONYMOUS I might see U there! and SUPPERFUNNYNIKI what are U talking about?

 
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I'M GOING TO THE NJ JOBRO CONCERT TONIGHT AHHHHHHHH!!! I'M SO EXCITED!

 
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Guys you can still stay pure even if you don't where a purity, just don't have sex.....

 
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Guys...can you answer me, please? As I see, only people who believe in Jesus Christ wear that purity rings...my sister keeps telling me that even if you are agnostic or something else you could wear it...is it true?

 
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I don't like that guy! He seems to be mean and made fun of the Jonas Brothers because they wear purity rings! I wear one too and found the jokes offensive! plus I don't like the hair!

 
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lol i love him but he acts like hes gay.....still funny'

 
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He did take the Jobro jokes to far. Anf]d you know they had to be upset even if they say its OK. I am not a fan of Russel Brand but as long as he doesnt take the jokes to far this year, I will be A-OK! But man TeenReaderIL, you are mean! That was just unneccesary! I mean yah, some people are over reacting a little but man! You didnt have to go there!

 
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I don't think that it is nice of someone to make fun of purity rings... but he is a comedian and made a little slip. Everyone makes mistakes right? :)

 
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yay!!

 
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