Justin Gaston Wants To Be a WHAT?!?

Most of the time, Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston is seen and not heard (just look pretty, JG!). But in a recent interview with Details magazine, the boy toy finally opened his mouth. And, boy, did he have some interesting things to say...

00:53 On who he’d like to trade places with: "I'd like to be one of those little lap dogs that just get petted all day..." (And that's different than your current life how?)

01:23: "Please don't be mean to me on Twitter. I'm just a guy, a guy with a dream. I don’t know what that means." (We don't either.)

01:48: "I love white shirts, but this one [that he used in a photo shoot], I think God wove it, and then he sent it down through his angels to me today, because it was amazing. It was what I imagined heaven felt like, that's what that shirt felt like." (Umm, okaayyyyyy.)