1 year ago
Killing Bugs With Shakespeare!
When you have NO other explanation for why you're not prepared for class, why not try a joke? The teacher may not laugh, but your friends might!
English: "I used the book you wanted us to read to squash a cockroach…and I'm not gonna touch it now!"
Science: "I tried to experiment on my little brother last night, but he bit me."
History: "The only important date I can remember is September 16, 1992: That's when Nick Jonas was born!"
Geography: "Who needs to read maps anymore? Hello? GPS!!!"
Gym: "I can't participate today. I’m allergic to sweat."
OMG thiis is real copy and paste this on 19 stories, 4 games, and you will get kissed by your crush and he will tell u he loves you and then if you dont you will have no person that loves you EVER real copy and paste in the next 127 minutes
important day june 9, 1978 matthew bellamy was born!
omj!!! i am soo gonna use those!!!! skool is gonna have a wierd twist with me:p idc if i get dtention at least il be funny :P
omt hannahcullen i was about to write edwards bday aand guess what we have the same name
LOL (if the history one was 20h june 1901- edward cullen's birthday- i would LOVE it =D) and the others are great x
English and Science!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (if the history one was May 13, 1986 -Robert Pattinson's birthday- then i'd like it.)
In other news, JUST DO THE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
i like the geography one n the history one 2
loved the history and thegeography
on the history part what about august 15, 1989 (joes birthday) and november 5, 1987 (kevins birthday)
i'm so using the reading one for my book report thats due tomorow
i agree with drama_geek911 the gym one is lame
i like the history one
the gym one is weird
nick one is awesome im telling my friend that one she will be happy
nick one is awesome im telling my friend that one she will be happy
lol im totally using that english 1 2 funni
lmfbo the history one (:
LOL
lmao! who wouldnt use these excuses!
that was the greatest day !!! I LOVE HIM!!
haha! I especially like the Nick Jonas History one!
that rocks keep making more jokes!!!
my birthday IS Septmeber 16!!! yesterday!!!!! YAY !!
um, rebecca011797... SHUT UP! im tired of hearing people hate on kevin! i love kevin too! HE'S HOT, A GREAT ROLE MODEL, TALENTED, SMART, SWEET,... ect. SO SHUT UP!!! I LOVE KEVIN JONAS, HE'S MY GUITAR HERO!!!!!
eeewwwww!!!!! u like keven jonas...gross
cutiepie_001 ur wrong he was born 16th of september i even looked it up!!
ha ha lol nick Jonas was born on the 15 of saptember
lmao i love the history one
"The only important date I can remember is November 5, 1987: That's when Kevin Jonas was born!" I would totally do that in history.
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lol
Lol! These wouldn't work...but they're hilarious! :P
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those won't work on my teachers
Sweetness! :)
lol
omg im never 1st comment!!!
DOJOE96 you are lucky I would get so sent to the office and noone wants to go near our principal!
lol
they will neeeeeeeeeeever work on my teachers i'll be sent straight to the principals except for science... mrs.freshi says that sending kids to da principals is lame when she can discipline in the class
These will never work on my teachers
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