Kim Kardashian In Twilight?

Call it "Keeping Up With the Cullens!"

From Ashley Tisdale to Hillary Duff, there has been a ton of celebs who wanna sink their teeth into a role in Twilight.

But now there's one "star" that we have to absolutely say no to... no ifs, ands or butts about it. Kim Kardashian says she wants to be in the movie!

"I would like die to be in Twilight, being around all those hot guys. I want to be a vampire," she recently said. Vomit.

Well, we would, like, die if you were in it, Kim! (And not in the cool undead way, either).

Does she really think she can just march up to Vancouver and ASSume she'll get a role? (Also: Did we make enough booty jokes in this article?)

If you don't want this Kardashian anywhere near Edward, sign the petition in the comments below and we'll send it to Summit!