3 months ago

Know Your Volturi: Marcus!

We're gonna introduce you one-by-one to the human hungry Volturi, thesecret coven in Italy that make life a bloody pain for the Bella andthe Cullens.

First, we told you all you needed to know (and then some!) about Aro and Caius and Jane. Now, we’re introducing you to
Marcus, the saddest Volturi!

ACTUAL FACTS

Born: Around 1300 BC (such smooth skin for an old man!)
Family: Didyme (Wife, deceased)
Job: High Ranking Member of Volturi Guard (don’t mess)
Power: Can recognize bonds between individuals (totally knows who is dating who)

ONES WE MADE UP

Likes: Violent videogames (especially Castlevania), stand-up comedy, Shirley emples (with a drop of soda blood), YouTube clips involving kittens
Dislikes: Public speaking, pool parties (shy about the sparkling), people ho chew with their mouth full of flesh
Fave TV Show: How I Ate Your Mother
Fave Movies: High School Musical 1 and 2 ("the third one sucked")
Fave Place to Shop: Solemn Garments 'R' Us

 
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hes 1 of da leaders hes not a guard...i think but i read all da books so im 99.9% im correct...

 
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he looks like the joker and he totally creeps me out!!! LOL!!!!

 
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crepy but lol kittens

 
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wow

 
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kinda reminds me of rotti from repo the genetic opera

 
 
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OMG there all soo scary !!!!!!

 
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he kinda reminds me of rotti from repo the genetic opera

 
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they look so creepy

 
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lolz............

 
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he is UGLY

 
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he kinda reminds me of rotti from repo

 
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv twilight it rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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how i hate ur mother HSM 1 AND 2 lol

 
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the second HSM suckd...the 3rd was aiight!! lol''how i ATE your mother''...its supposed to be ''how i MET your mother'' looollmfao!!!! they made marcus and aro hideous and caius is hot!!!!! i am lovin the wolves!!!!! TEAM J ALLTHEWAY!!!

 
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3rd high school musical DID suck

 
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th third 1 sucked...get it? SUCKED HAHA

 
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3rd high school musical DID sucked

 
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shi* read it wrong

 
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marcus was married to didyme,aro's sister who aro killed

 
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the first time i found a twi-cast creepy.. he's one of my faves too.

 
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he looks like..................... A vampire

 
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Uh. Marcus is my favorite, he should look cool and bored...

 
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Aro killed Didyme

 
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:)cant wait for da movie

 
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i didnt picture aro or marcus like that.i thought aro was gonna have shorter hair and marcus was gonna have like chin length hair and look like hes like beyond bored

 
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who is that??

 
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heck this guy is major creepy!! yeah, vampchik, you shouldn't giv out your personal info

 
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way to give out personal info vampirechik48

 
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what a creeper.

 
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he is creepy

 
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Fave Movies: High School Musical 1 and 2 ("the third one sucked") lol

 
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lol you made a typo. its "who" not ho

 
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He's scary....:( hahaha

 
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he isn't a volturi guard. he's one of the volturi.