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Make Like Demi And Shine!

WEEK OF DECEMBER January 5th - January 11th

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: Be bold this week, Aries! If you're crushing on someone, let them know! If your BFF isn't acting like the Demi to your Selena, tell her! If you think your teacher needs to take a shower, then, probably hold off on telling him, but move your seat to the back of the classroom!

APRIL 20 - MAY 20: The new year has you feeling independent, so we think it's time to get a job! Whether it's babysitting or scooping ice cream, having the extra spending money will be great for your social life! Even if it means you have to pick up dog poop for a few bucks a week - hold your nose and dig in!

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: Having a serious clothes crisis? If that huge orange sweater with cats on it that your aunt gave you just isn't going to work, go shopping for a substitute! Hit the mall this week with your BFF for some post-holiday shopping and you'll definitely be lucky. Bye bye, cat sweater!

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: We know that the first week of school after break stinks, but it's time to get out of vacation mode and back into the swing of things. This means that you shouldn't show up to school in those fuzzy pajamas that you wore all break and expect your teacher to turn on the Suite Life of Zac & Cody during lunchtime – save it for the weekend!

JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: With Leo girl Demi Lovato's career in full swing this year, it's hard not to notice that all Leos are stepping out into the spotlight in 2009! Just don't trip into the spotlight, or you won't make the best impression!

AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22: Mercury is in your orbit this week, causing everyone to be much happier than usual! Take advantage of these good moods and ask your parents for Cheetah Girls tickets or a pony – see how much you can get away with! Act now though, by Saturday they'll be back to normal. Bummer.

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23: Uh oh, someone's trying to cause major drama with you this week! Always make sure that you keep it cool when people try to pick fights with you – unless they're trying to claim Nick Jonas. Back off – he's ours!

OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21: New year, new you! 2009 is a year of big changes for you, so get ready to wow everyone! We mean good wow, not bad wow, so don't try to bite anyone or convince your parents that you're actually a vampire. That won't go over too well!

NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: You'll meet the guy of your dreams this week! Ok, we know the guy of your dreams is actually Robert Pattinson, but consider this one a nice substitute until you get your shot with Edward Cullen!

DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19: This week won't be your best one, but it's ok because by Friday things are looking better! Follow in Taylor Swift's footsteps and take the opportunity this week to write that super sad song that will make you famous someday!

JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: Show off your smarts this week! Whether it's answering a tough question on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" or remembering a Jonas lyric, you'll definitely impress your friends with your knowledge! Just don't' blurt out everything that you remember all at once – keep quiet about your BFF wetting the bed when her crush is around!

FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: Still trying to recover from the holiday present spending spree? This week is all about freebies for you! Jupiter's position in your sign this week makes everyone a little more generous towards you, lucky Pisces! Take up your friend on the offer for a free lunch or else you'll have to eat the gross Brussels sprouts that mom packed!

 
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im a libra <3... kissme0123,my friends friends bday is also march 7, and my bf is march 8

 
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i agree with anonymous 7 months ago!!

 
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Nope, i have to disagree, obviously Tauruses are the BEST!

 
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im scorpian i rockkkkkkk ************************* ************************* *******************!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! wooo

 
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Peace World!!!!

 

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SCOPE IT OUTS

 
 
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caporcorns are the best:)<33( i am a blonde but im not dumb) I LOVE TO SWIM AND IM HAVING A MEET NEXT WEEK

 
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capricorns are the best and we have the most fun! ( no i'm not blonde )

 
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Geminis are waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Pisces,or any for that matter!

 
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Im Pisces I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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ok 1) february 17 whoo hoo! 2) aquarius RULES the world and 3)I LOVE TO SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

 
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i'm a gemini and i am NOT having a clothes crisis! what r u talkin bout???

 
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im a cancer i rock

 
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I'm Aries. I rock!

 
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IM A CANCER N I ROCK. OH BY DA WAY ITZ KINA TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY BDAY IS JULY 6 1994. ANYBODY BDAY IN JULY ROKZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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my b- day is February 19 only a month and 10 days!

 
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ima leo!!!!!!!!! like i been new thatn but who cares!!!!!!!! ill go what anonymous, LEO RULES! i mean ROCKS!

 
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that is so true because i am so trying to impress everybody and trying to be new me

 
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Woah! My horoscope came TRUE! I had bad week this week. First of all, I forgot where my bus was and almost get left at school (YIKES!) Good for I found it before it left. Secondly, my mom and me got into fight about my curfew. But today I had a great day. I read "The Notebook" By: Nicholas Sparks and I relized that my ex-bf has a crush and so do I a little (Lair) No I am not. Sorry that was my friend Nazila writing that. (Hi people) So anyway also me and my best friend ,Nazila are having a sleepover here at my house. (YAY!!!) Yeah!! we are talking about the Jonas Brothers (THey are HOT!!) Yeah So. My B-day is Jan. 10 (Tomorrow!) YEAH! Got to go (Yeah G2G) See ya! (See ya)

 
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MARCH 5 IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!

 
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LEO ROCKS!!

 
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GEMINI!!!OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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OCTOBER 26 BABY!!!

 
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virgos rock virgos rock

 
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November 8th! WOOOOT!!! Better than all of yalls! (I Don't Really don't talk like that)

 
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February 26!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!

 
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LIBRAS ROCK THE WORLD FOOLS!

 
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february 25 baby!!!!!!

 
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by the way i'm june 6

 
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cool kissme0123 my friends is march 8

 
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Pisces Baby March 7th YAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Pisces Baby March 7th YAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Sag babay

 
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leo (:

 
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true feb 18

 
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im a Gemini,June 11th!!!!:D

 
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lol cool and true

 
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i'm an aquarious but swimming ain't my fave

 
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im libra!!!! kool

 
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kool i was first

 
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that s kool i gess