1 year ago
Make Your Teachers Chew On THESE!
Okay, we don't REALLY think these silly excuses will get you out of trouble...but they may get you a good laugh from your classmates! We've even divided them by subject, for your convenience. Good luck!
MATH: "Hey, I've learned about percentages. The chances of me finishing that assignment you gave was 0%. See?"
SCIENCE: "You said that NO animals would be harmed in our experiments…but I'M an animal. And my brain hurts."
HISTORY: "My parents always told me to forget about the past, so why do we have to learn about it?"
ENGLISH: "I WAS gonna turn in that book report, but then I remembered: I never read the book in the first place. So, ha!"
LANGUAGE ARTS: "My French homework just got deported."
We chew with these.
nanovor
I meant not LA. english
I could try the math one and prbly not the science one, prbly the history one, prbly the LA 1
science
Lol tatiana ur not super smart
tatiana90434 anonymous isnt just one person. when u dont have an account, thats what ur name is when you comment. so its not just one person. smart one....
i'm trying history! teachers should listen about wat parents ell their children!
YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! !!!!!!! GR8 EXCUSES!!!!!
i like the science 1!
hahah MY FRENCH HOMEWORK JUST GOT DEPORTED lol nice one
like th last one haha funny
haha I like the science & LA ones :)
lol i like the science, english, and LA ones XD
lol i like the science one
Hey xxxxscarlettxxxx, did the excuses work?
we're actually learning about percents in math and we got some homework that i havent done yet. if i dont turn it in then hopefully that excuse will work....
God... cant u be funny all the time????
these aren't funny at all. anyone that thinks they are, are idiots
the one for LANGUAGE ARTS should actually be for FRENCH. There's an actual seperate class for that at my school
OK ANOYMOUS, MAKE UP YOUR MIND! YOUR ALL LIKE: NOT FUNNY AND THEN LATER YOUR ALL : FUNNY! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! GGEEEZZZZZZZZZZ
Okay, these are craxy, but pretty dang funny! What excuse do I need? How about, "But Mrs. Loomis, it's READING class!! We're supposed to read!, not do work!!" LOL HA... LIKE I HAVE THE GUTS TO EVEN SAY THE LANGUAGE ARTS ONE!!!!!!
Haha. My social studies teacher is hilarious [and very very sarcastic] but she can be soo mean sometimes. But that one History excuse just might make her laugh!!
those are so stupid but so funny i dont think theyll work
STUPID!!!!!!! like if those lame excuses would work der stupid, not even dat funny LAMEO!!!
sum of them was more of an inside joke
I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE !!!!!! I AM THE NEW MRS. CULLEN
****I mean French**sorry!!!!!
English is were you learn how to right.Lanuage arts is when you learn how to talk in Spanish,Franch(ect...)
aren't english and language arts the same thing.... french is forgein language.
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OMFJ! I can see Matt (my crush) saying 1 of these excuses! xD
my teachers would never buy those excuses
damm i tried the math one and i got detention
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE ARE FAN-TABOULOUS!
heres another one for math. i tried to do my homework with a solar calculator last night but there was no sun
omg if i tried this on my math teacher i swear u would never see me again.......
macncheese852, your school sounds soooo amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Haha this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! :] i will use it!
AT LEAST IN MATH U DON'T HAVE TO WEAR UGLY DRESSES. LIKE IN CHOIR! $60 FOR A DRESS THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY TRASH BAG!I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A REALY PRETTY PAIR OF SHOES WITH THAT MONEY! : (
I talk back to my teachers like ALL the time and they like don't even care!!!
i think who eva wrote that that could ve did better
so uncool
evn if someone did try 1 of those ud proly end up getting a dtention well at least my scool lol. but it wuld be fun while it happened and just to see the look on your classmates faces that wuld be kinda funny tho...
lame!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol lol i should try one JK
lol
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I like school if you take out the rules and the work!
call me crazy but i love math and hate social studies but i don't get how i get a's on both