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3 years ago

Makeup Makes You Glitter Like Edward!

Ever wish you had that Cullen-like glow to your cheeks?

Well, now you can! Giorgio Armani makeup artist Tim Quinn told Allure magazine that, ever since the Twilight movie came out, customers have been going nuts for Armani's Micro-Fil Loose Powder in Link Light. (And, no, this is not a joke. Click here for original source: Allure's blog.)

It's a sparkly, pastel product that, according to the official website, leaves your skin looking "natural and luminous."

Hmmm. Just like a certain someone we know who does you-know-what when the sun shines? (Of course, everyone knows vampires don't need any cosmetic help to look all sparkly. Unless the older ones need a little Botox.)

Still, would be nice to feel like part of the Twilight gang. Here are some other REJECTED products from the Armani line (that we completely made up):

Jacob Black Body Hair Growth Cream

"Death Becomes Her" White Powder and Skin Freezer

Pattinson Grease Enhancer and Poofinator

Kristen Stewart Perma-pout Lipstick

James "The Tracker" Ponytail Grooming Kit

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