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Marry/Date/Dump: Twilight Edition!

REMEMBER, THE RULES ARE: YOU CAN ONLY MARRY ONE, DATE ONE AND DUMP ONE AT A TIME. WHO'S IT GONNA BE? FIND OUT NOW!

 

1. Are you into jocks with big muscles?

  • Yep! The beefier the better!
  • Don't want them to be TOO ripped.
  • Prefer pale and British-y.

2. Do you lean more Team Jacob or Team Edward?

  • Neutral! I'm like Switzerland.
  • Jacob all the way, people!
  • Edward 4ever, suckers!

3. Fave book of the Twilight saga?

  • First one! (To be honest, haven't read the rest.)
  • New Moon. More yummy Jacob action.
  • Breaking Dawn. Love me some Edward!

4. If you were a Smurf, what would be your Smurf name?

  • Sporty Smurf
  • Smiley Smurf
  • Smoldering Smurf

5. What kind of music do you like?

  • Anything loud and awesome.
  • Needs to be catchy. Like a net.
  • Something Sweet and sensitive. Awww!

6. Do you dig chasing after guys?

  • Well, not if they're too fast!
  • The hunt can be fun sometimes.
  • Release the hounds!

MARRYING KELLAN, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING ROBERT

Got beef? That's right - you LOVE the strong silent type. So Kellan's going to be your hubby. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little wolf on the side! That's what Taylor is for. As for Robert, well, he's cute. But you gotta say Sayonara to someone. He's Bella's guy, after all!

MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN

Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN

Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING KELLAN, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING ROBERT Got beef? That's right - you LOVE the strong silent type. So Kellan's going to be your hubby. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little wolf on the side! That's what Taylor is for. As for Robert, well, he's cute. But you gotta say Sayonara to someone. He's Bella's guy, after all! perfect!! but where is carlisle (peter)? love him too!! Kellan and Peter=my favs

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

 
 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR,DATING ROB,DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And oh yeah-you get to have a fling with Robert,too(he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently. YEA IM MARRYING TAYLOR LAU-HOT-NER

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING KELLAN, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING ROBERT Got beef? That's right - you LOVE the strong silent type. So Kellan's going to be your hubby. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little wolf on the side! That's what Taylor is for. As for Robert, well, he's cute. But you gotta say Sayonara to someone. He's Bella's guy, after all!

 
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MARRYING KELLAN, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING ROBERT Got beef? That's right - you LOVE the strong silent type. So Kellan's going to be your hubby. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little wolf on the side! That's what Taylor is for. As for Robert, well, he's cute. But you gotta say Sayonara to someone. He's Bella's guy, after all!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

 
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marriying kellan dating taylor dumping robert. yeah (i dont like robert at all)

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once! awesome i got what i wanted!!

 
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MARRYING PATRICK, DATING SPONGEBOB, DUMPING SQUIDWARD You love to laugh and that's why the zany Patrick's your dude! But you don't mind having a little Sponge on the side. As for the slippery Squidward? Sorry, he's out of luck!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN!!!!! Already thinking on who to invite and hopping to get alice to design the wedding. :P <3

 
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MARRYING KELLAN,DATING TAYLOR,DUNPING ROBERT!!! i dont like robert

 
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MARRYING KELLAN, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING ROBERT

 
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Awesome! I got wat i wanted lol :)MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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why is every one dumping kellan?

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently. (uggggghhhhh, i hate edward)

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently. *Midnight*

 
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It's not letting me mark my answers and/or get my results.Like it doesn't even show anything but the question and answers(that has nothing for me to mark).Anyone know the deal? Thanks

 
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Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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Marrying Taylor, Dating Robert, Dumping Kellan. What I wanted was Marrying Taylor, Dating Kellan, Dumping Robert. Ew.

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently. UGHH I CANT GET MARRYNG TAYLOR DATING KELLAN DUMPING ROB. THAT WOULD BE THE BEST!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently. YES IM SO HAPPY WITH THAT!!

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once! allready got the name lol!!

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently JUST WHAT I WANTED I <3 TAYLOR!!! I <3 U TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!! ;)

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR DATING KELLAN DUMPING ROBERT Mrs Lucie Lautner love it it has a good ring 2 it! xxx the wedding will be great and have his wolf pack as his best men and bridesmaid! make rosalie jelous and hes cute as 4 rob hes nice but not my tipe

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently

 
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mrs.lautner ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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I GOT WAT I WANTED!!!!!!!! marrying taylor, dating robert, dumping kellan

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN (TAYLOR!!!!) Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

 
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omg it did the opposite of what i would like... i luv rob!!!!! :(... i hate taylor... MARRYING KELLAN, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING ROBERT Got beef? That's right - you LOVE the strong silent type. So Kellan's going to be your hubby. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little wolf on the side! That's what Taylor is for. As for Robert, well, he's cute. But you gotta say Sayonara to someone. He's Bella's guy, after all!

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently <3perfect<3...though i don't like robert

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently. <3

 
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marrying taylor dating rob(not really) and im sorry to break it to you kellan but its over! lol i like them all but taylor is my first choice lol but more like my older bro well more than that lol.....taylor is my ultimate male hero! ill go with you anywhere!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.

 
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MARRYING ROBERT,DATING TAYLOR,DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once! Move aside K-Stew RPattz/Edward is completely mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently yea thats what i wanted

 
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Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once! i L0VE ALL THE GUYz .. BUT i G0TTA STiCK WiT R0B !!

 
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MARRYING ROBERT, DATING TAYLOR, DUMPING KELLAN Hello, Mrs. Robert Pattinson! Care for a bite? Yep, you're gonna play the Bella to Robert's Edward in the future while STILL keeping Taylor on hold (just in case). And Kellan's sweet and everything, but seriously: You only got time for two cuties at once!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.=====oh yeah <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MARRYING TAYLOR, DATING ROBERT, DUMPING KELLAN Your wedding's going to have serious wolf pack potential, cuz your hottie hubby Taylor awaits! And, oh yeah - you get to have a fling with Robert, too (he's just not as much the commitment type). As for Kellan, well, just break it to him gently.=====oh yeah <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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