1 year ago

Matt's Awesomest Pick-Up Lines

Ladies of the mall, beware! In the fourth episode of this 4TNZ original series, Matt tries out some really punny pick-up lines based on chain store names. But will anybody buy his game? Hmmm...
 
Like it?
106

Send this to your BFFS!

Send us your own funny stuff!

 

Post a comment!

 
Avatar

here wuz a girl walking in a old hotel when a man stabed her in da back of her head. if u just read dis comment, then her body will appear in ur bedroom door way unless u post it to 3 other videos

 
Avatar

in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck

 
Avatar

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
Avatar

You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

 
Avatar

You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

 
 
Avatar

in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck

 
Avatar

I like the Hot Topic 1! thats funny!

 
Avatar

those are really really bad lines!!!!!!!!

 
Avatar

Be hones​t If u reall​y like someo​ne right​ now, or miss them right​ at this momen​t,​ or can'​t get them out of your head,​ Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,​ And whoev​er you are missi​ng,​ Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

 
Avatar

Be hones​t If u reall​y like someo​ne right​ now, or miss them right​ at this momen​t,​ or can'​t get them out of your head,​ Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,​ And whoev​er you are missi​ng,​ Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

 
Avatar

Be hones​t If u reall​y like someo​ne right​ now, or miss them right​ at this momen​t,​ or can'​t get them out of your head,​ Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,​ And whoev​er you are missi​ng,​ Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

 
Avatar

Be hones​t If u reall​y like someo​ne right​ now, or miss them right​ at this momen​t,​ or can'​t get them out of your head,​ Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,​ And whoev​er you are missi​ng,​ Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

 
Avatar

Be hones​t If u reall​y like someo​ne right​ now, or miss them right​ at this momen​t,​ or can'​t get them out of your head,​ Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,​ And whoev​er you are missi​ng,​ Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

 
Avatar

omg i noe matt is really hot

 
Avatar

matt is hot but too chessy for me

 
Avatar

i dont c it its not here

 
Avatar

Be hones​t If u reall​y like someo​ne right​ now, or miss them right​ at this momen​t,​ or can'​t get them out of your head,​ Then copy and paste this on 10 vids withi​n 5 minut​es,​ And whoev​er you are missi​ng,​ Will surpr​ise you tomor​ow

 
Avatar

the victoria's secret one is hilarios i think ill tell my bro he will spit in my face

 
Avatar

LOL I LOVE THESE GUYS!! AND MATT IS HOT!!

 
Avatar

che-z

 
Avatar

his lines are lame but i have to agree that he is cute

 
Avatar

LOLZ the last one is funny

 
Avatar

that's cute.....and pathtic (:

 
Avatar

the last one is funny

 
Avatar

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PICKUP LINES ARE CHEESEY! O he is kinda cute 2!

 
Avatar

Matt is not that hot. not that hes ugly or anything. Hes kinda cute tho, i'll give him that. But OMG wouldnt u totally blush if some guy said that last one to u!

 
Avatar

MATT IS SO HOT HE COULD USE ANY LAME PICK-UP LINE ON ME AND I STILL GO OUT WITH HIM<3

 
Avatar

matt is sooooooooooo HOT

 
Avatar

Hahah the last one was funny. If a guy used one of these I'd laugh and walk away. Not to be mean, but I could only be able to laugh, I wouldn't know what else to say. lol.

 
Avatar

Matts hot and he so trying to do it

 
Avatar

Matts hot and he so trying to do it

 
Avatar

u gotta love matt for trying

 
Avatar

you make me lol omg u r so funny dude u make jay leno look like a fool

 
Avatar

matts my fave!

 
Avatar

i love the line about hot topic

 
Avatar

another awesome episode!