Megan Says R-Patz Is A Waste of Time!

There have been so many rumors about who Robert Pattinson is dating, it's made our head spin! (Or maybe that's the blood loss from the vampire bites. Whatevs.)

Among those once linked to Mr. Edward Cullen was Transformers star Megan Fox. But in the new issue of Elle, she laughs it off (why would she do that?):

"I just randomly asked someone for a light and it was him. That was the extent of our 'relationship.'"

Okay, fine, but you'd want to date him right? Like, if he even LOOKED at us, we would probably tell everyone we know that we were dating!

But noooo, says Megan. "He and Zac [Efron] — they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke... Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties."

Umm, did she just call R-Patz (who is 22) a waste of time?! Okay, Megan, we now you're hot and all, but no one said you had good taste!

Not to be mean or anything, but her 30-something bf Brian Austin Green is he star of 90210... the ORIGINAL one. Wasn't that like when TVs were first invented or something?