9 months ago

Mom Interrupted My Date With a Kiss!

I was having dinner with my family (mom, dad and sister) last week, when I got a text from my crush Chloe – she wanted to come over!

Well, my parents are weird about me inviting girls to the house, so I had to be sneaky about it. I texted Chloe to swing by the back door. So when dinner was over, I snuck her in and we watched TV down in the den.

No one knew that Chloe was in the house. But when I heard my mom start to come downstairs, I started to panic. Maybe she would just see the top of Chloe's head and think it was my sister, since they both have blonde curly hair.

I was right - but it totally backfired! After she said goodnight to me, my mom gave me a kiss on the cheek – and then bent over the couch and gave one to Chloe!

The jig, as they say, was up. I got into major trouble for sneaking a girl into the house. And Chloe was freaked out by my mom's kiss.

Could a date possibly go any worse?
 
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wow i feel so sorry 4 chole

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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umm okay

 
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read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwrever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it acully wrks ths really wrks

 
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read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwrever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it acully wrks ths really wrks

 
 
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read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwrever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it acully wrks ths really wrks

 
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read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwrever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it acully wrks ths really wrks

 
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read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwrever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it acully wrks ths really wrks

 
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read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
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Thats funny

 
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that pic of that girl looks weird!

 
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Anonymous, nobody cares. You think farting is enough to make me laugh? Well it is. Except it's AT you. Not WITH you.

 
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yes, it could go worse...trust me.

 
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wow... and i agree with teamjonas11. you REALLY need to get a freakin life. nobody cares what happens to you.

 
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shoulda told her 2 hide! lol

 
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shut up anonymous(under me)

 
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my story_i farted in school yesturday so this one kid laughed and boogers came running down his nose like crazy! srry guys my life hasnt been that exciting latly so...ill let you know when something good happends by the way you can call me glwrdreli try to unscramble that!!

 
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wow that sucks. u should of told ur mom, its always the best thng 2 do

 
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Wow does she stilltalk 2 u

 
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2 words run now1!

 
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OMG!! O..... MY.....GOD O...........MY........GOD I'M...SOOOOOOOOO......... .SPECHLESS....RIGHT....NO W

 
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OMG!! :O.... wow.... thats horriblee!!!!!!

 
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you should have just told fa truth

 
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eh my gawd! i would have got in SOOOOO much trouble. you are really sneaky you should have told her to hide! dude you are freakin' stupid!

 
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but the girl in the pic has strait hair, dude.

 
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u shoulda told her to run and hide dude!

 
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ha ha that's what you get for trying to be sneaky

 
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thats bad

 
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lol

 
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wow

 
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roflmao

 
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LMFAO

 
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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hahahahhahahahahahhahah!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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omg greg. dat sucks. but atleast u didn't get inhouse for just holding hands w/ur love/boyfreind.better luck next time.=)

 
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HELLSZ YESS

 
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well lesson learned.....dont sneak girls into ur house.......when ur parents are home

 
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awww, thats soo sweetand romantic.

 
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omg! cool you got her in the house but that was a major mess up with your girlfriend

 
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kat3, its her house she has a right to be there!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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thats really romantic and sweet though ;)

 
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OMG that's hilarious! did you sneak her in again though???

 
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omfg thats so stupid. u should've just hid her under a blanket or something. gawsh.

 
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take her to a movie anywere but your house

 
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tat sneaking her in the house was classic but da whole kiss was messed up! u were supposed to kiss her not ur mom!

 
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Wow that is deep

 
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ur asking why his mom as there??? why the hell did u sneak her into the house!?!?!

 
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why was your mom there anyways!?!?!?!

 
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why was your mom there anyways!?!?!?!

 
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why was your mom there anyways!?!?!?!

 
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