9 months ago

Mom Thinks Edward Cullen's My BF!

"I joked to my mom that my boyfriend's name is Edward Cullen. But now she's always asking when she'll get to meet him. Um, I wish mom!" — Addison, 13, Rochester, NY

"My parents grounded me when I told them I tweeted my brother. I don't think they even know what Twitter is..." — Mara, 13, Plymouth, MI

"Last week, my mom asked my which girl on Gossip Girl was named Chace Crawford. Wrong gender there, ma." — Olivia, 14, Edmond, OK

"My dad was talking out loud in front of his computer. He said he was making a podcast. But he had no microphone or camera set up. I just let him continue." —Jordan, 14, Slidell, LA

"My mom thinks Obsessive Jonas Disorder is a real disease. Well, maybe she's right..." — Cammie, 12, Lincoln City, OR

 
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i have a boyfriend really named cullen. except everybody thinks of the dude off of twighlighte i hate twighlight and i cant look up the word cullen without getting junk like this. i like my cullen even though hes not a tv star.

 
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tehe

 
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i like the 4th & last one[:

 
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haha edward cullen is my boyfriend! and yes, ojd is def a real disorder(:

 
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the second one is fake you dot go up to your parents hey i tweeted my brother

 
 
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hahahah wow the podcast one is funny

 
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i like the 4th 1

 
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wow..the last ones stupid..

 
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1.) okay everyone wishes that. i think he only looks good when he shaves. that doesn't change the fact that i love twilight and his acting. 2.) wow that's pretty harsh. 3.) teehee hehe hahahahaha hehe!! 4.) okay that's pretty stupid. 5.) the jobros i think are OKAY. so i don't have the disease.

 
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Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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cammie it is a real disease and i have it and there isn't a cure (YAY!!!! :-) LOL)

 
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I like the last 1, I'm with u Cammie

 
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oh gosh.

 
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Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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ojd is sooooo not real and they suck like hell!!

 
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The 'tweeted my brother' thing is hilarious!

 
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Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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it is a real disease. i dont suffer from odj i enjoy it. lol

 
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I wish Edward Cullen was my boy friend and I suffer from OCD (obsessive cullen disorder) not OJD

 
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Jordan, good luck there.

 
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lolololololol

 
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ojd is a real disease. but, it's not life-threatening and you can't die from it. Well, unless you have a heart attack from meeting the JBs.

 
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OJD i think i am going to die of this disease♥

 
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OJD i think i am going to die of this disease♥

 
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twittered my brother that is so funny

 
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OECD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Obsessive Edward Cullen Disorder)

 
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lolololololololololololol ol!!!!!!!!!!

 
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lol i like thelast one and the 4th 1 lolololol

 
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HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!!!! THESE PARENTS ARE RETARTED! BUT ITS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 IT!

 
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OJD rox OCD is just a sad imitation

 
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oh yeah? well i have OLD!!! (taylor lautner <3)

 
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OCD is way better the OJD. and i also wish Edward was my boyfriend.

 
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i have OCD

 
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OMG I ♥ THE LAST TWO! LOL!!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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i like the fourth one it sounds like my dad!!!

 
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but OJD is a real disease... i have it!

 
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HAHA i like the podcast one. but theyre all fake so it doesnt really matter

 
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haha... almost three years ago,when I was 13,my mom thought the same,as Addison's mom)))

 
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HAHA I cant belive that they would belive that!

 
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The first 1 i wish was so true

 
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I am proof that OJD is a real disease

 
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#3 and 4 was just so funny

 
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#3 and 4 was just so funny

 
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omg lol 2 #3! haha. I so see my mom doing something like tht.

 
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one day i was waching twilight.15 minites in to the movie she comes downstarie and asked me if i am watching sunlight with robbey peterson.its been 3 monther she still cant get his name right i give up

 
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my mom thinks m crazy as I keep on talking abt edward cullen...

 
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Mrs.Cullen.Hottie, that's just gross. Stop. anyway, i like the obsessive jonas disorder one and the chace crawfore one.

 
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