8 months ago
Mom Thinks Edward Cullen's Old & Ugly
"Last week, my mom asked me 'If Edward Cullen is over 100 years old, why does everyone think he's so good-looking?' Um, okay ma. Did you even read the stories?" — Jeslyn, 13, Grand Rapids, MI
"I bought my mom a cell phone for her birthday but she can never unlock the screen. She keeps asking me for the key." — Taneka, 14, Atlanta, GA
"My dad saw Joe Jonas' new haircut at the Kids Choice Awards and said, 'Who is that strange kid with Kevin and Nick?' Well, at least he even knew who Kevin and Nick were!" — Lizzie, 13, East Orange, NJ
"My parents don't want me to see Monsters vs. Aliens because they think it's a horror movie!" — Stephanie, 12, Farmington, MN
"The other day, my dad tried to use FAIL in a sentence to try to seem like he actually uses the internet. He was like, 'Traffic was so FAILISH today.' Um, hate to break it to you, dad, but that was really a big-time FAIL." — Rita, 13, Sandia Park, NM
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man that man is right! edward cullen IS OLD and UGLY!!!!!!!
r-pattz hates uggs....
I liked Joe"s haircut at the kids choice awards even though i am a Nick Jonas fan but whatever.
Whos Edward Cullen and R-Pattz?!?!?!?!?!?!
r-pattz more like ugg-patzz
fishey10.....omg why is everyone so OBSESSED WITH EDWARD? I mean,I'm a twilight fan too....but everyone gets so crazy about him.HE'S JUST A CHARACTER.
robert pattinson is NOT uglY!!!HE WOULD BE HOTT WHEN HE IS 100
1.) well, he doesn't look old but he looks a bit ugly. he would looks better when he shaves. 2.) haha the KEYS now that is just stupid. but she's probably saying that as a joke. 3.) he should've payed more attention. but it's not a big deal. 4.) hehe it's a cartoon movie not a horror movie LOL. 5.) that person's dad is weird. PEACE!!
fishey10 that's no very nice i think he's ugly too that's only our opinions.
the anonymous under me, i frikin hate you!!!! words cannot describe how i feel!!! I ALMOST DROWNED MY BEST FRIEND FOR SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!1 IM NOT MAKING THAT UP!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! YOU DESERVE TO DIE A SLOWC AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!1
That robert guy is so ugly i feel like crying..@0@
edward is the hottest guy on earth one more thing i am doing this because i read it so read to it is not from me it is from a different girl weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
calibelle98 finally! someone who hates twlight just as much as me :)
Holy SHIT! How can you NOT like Twilight, CaliBelle98! IT'S MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!
i dont get the last one
the title made me say, " YES!!! SOMEONE ON THIS EARTH FINALLY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!" ihatetwilight101 shoulda been my name...
lol the title made me almost punch the computer dude lol
Edward is freakin hot so if your mom thinks he is 100 years old she's wrong does she not know how old he is he is younger than 100
How does he not know that was joe jonas
Monsters vs. aliens is not a horror movie your parents are weird it is just funny
joe jonas is ugly, robert pattinson would look hot if he wore his hair regular.
ummmmm ur parents are right Robert Pattison IS UGLY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!! He is not hot JOE JONAS IS 1000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000 times HOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I LOVE JOE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom was the same way about the Edward Culen thing before she even read the books or seen the moviex and my dad wasn't 2 let me see twilight cause he thought it was also a horror movie
k 4 the first 1...the twilight saga does not consist or stories, they r books. HUGE difference.
Rob wud still b hot even if he was 100
Edward is not the guy u like it really is Rob or is it??????
wow at least my parents are like 27 and i think my mom liked the jobros before i even liked them. And Rob would still be hot when he is really 100.
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lol my mom gets EVERYTHIGN Twilight cuz she reads the series!!! Its so aweome loL!! And shes 41!!1 Not even kidding lol!
monsters vs aliens is NOT a horror movie have they seen the preivues????
haha. traffic is so failish.
my dad understands everything i saw cause he's awesome like that :)
My rents don't know who the Jo Bros r.
I'm lucky! My parents are not like that! They know when, where, and how to use some words and know all my interests meanings. My friends ALL envy me! :3 LOL
ugh parents are sooooo annoying!!!! they never get anything!!!
like why do parents need young stuff?
like it's called parents just don't get it. no ones parents get it
SEE?! they use 'ma' all the time, 4TNZ is obviously writing these stories
WHY WOULD YOU WANT 2 C MONSTERS VS ALIANS
this is a comment on ZAM9246's comment. EDWARD IS SO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward IS ugly..no offence
EDWARD IS NOT FREAKIN REAL PEOPLE GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhmmm its EdwArd not Edword or Edwrd. :P
yah numbr 1 u=iys edward not edword and if you dont kno how 2 spell his name rite then ur not a true fan
i love edawrd cullen!!!!! <33333333