4 weeks ago

Moms Steal Life-Size Twilight Cutouts!

Hey, lady: Leggo our Taylor Lautner cutout! (And RPattz, too!)

Apparently, there has been a rash of burglaries at several Nordstrom stores that are promoting their New Moon fashion line with cardboard cutouts of the movie’s stars. "We can't keep them in the store," says one employee about the 2-D cuties. "People keep coming in and stealing Rob and Taylor! And it's usually middle-aged women."

The super strange part? These ladies aren't stealing the cutouts for their kids, according to that employee! (Yet another reason why parents should not be allowed in public.)

We’ve gotta call dibs, though: We love you to death, Mom, but we saw RPattz first!

 

 
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okay that would be just embarrassing... funny but... embarrassing. "hey where'd you get that cool cut out in your loungeroom?" "oh it's not mine, my creepy mum stole it" i can see it now! lol

 
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oh.........kay my mom woldnt do that... middle-aged women who do that are called "cougars" and apperntly sent im 13 and rob is 23 that would make me a puma?!?!?! cause i love rob!

 
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haha!!! my mom has read the books...but i know she wouldn't go that far!! :D

 
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wow...i wish my mom wud do that for me...my mom has read the books & stuff(she convinced me to read 'em) bt she wudnt go THAT FAR!!!! o.o

 
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LOL! THAT IS HILARIUOS! There is a funny shirt at hot topic.com and it says "Yes I am a mom. Yes I have read and have seen Twilight. And Yes I am in love with Jacob!" (Or it will say Edward) "Dont Tell my husband" LOL!

 
 
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My mom wood do that definetly

 
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My mom wood do that definetly

 
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My mom wood do that definetly

 
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o..k weird i can just imagine it xD

 
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old ppl ewww.....

 
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lame

 
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Thats kind of creepy... lol

 
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lol:) me in the future!

 
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my sister bought me one form f.y.e. for my b-day!!! it's soo awsome!!! now Edward's always watching after me!!! lol!!! ya but they're like $40 i think....wow i have a bice little sis!

 
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i wish someone would have done that when i went i would have lmao!

 
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wooooowwwww that was hilllaarriioouuss!!!!!!!! !!!!!lololololol

 
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wow...lolz!

 
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haha, that is soooo funny, I could be one of those mums, lol.

 
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HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MOMS ROCK!!!!!

 
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trust me i only blame them 4 taylor bt on robert i definately wud also steal!!!

 
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lol the taylor would be CUTE! but that is SO FREAKIN CREEEEEPPPPYY! LOL

 
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that is so freakin creepy!!! if they kiss that cut out would they call it rape? moms can read twilight, but stick to johnny deep.

 
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EWWWWWWWWWW!CREEEEEEPPPPY YYYY!!!

 
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XD

 
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lol!i would soo totally steal the edward cut out!

 
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LOL HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

 
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LOL !!! if my mom had a cutout of rpattz i would take and i ,am going to the mall tomorrow so i will ask if i can have one

 
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LOL !!! if my mom had a cutout of rpattz i would take and i ,am going to the mall tomorrow so i will ask if i can have one

 
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LoL that's hilarious but if i saw a cut out of taylor lautner in my mom's room that would be akward!

 
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If my mom did that i would say "Mom robs mine" lol but really what would they do with them?

 
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LOL!! that is soooooooo funny but if my mom did that she would be stealing them for me

 
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hahahahahahaha obsessed old ladies :P

 
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wow...hahahahahaha thats really scary xD...and weird O_o

 
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Wow =]

 
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ahhhhh!thats scary! 0_0

 
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ooollldd news. This was on perez hilton like, 3 days ago.

 
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LMAOOO woww

 
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TEAM JACOB!!!!!

 
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There is nothing to say...

 
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ahah! I want a cut out!

 
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FREAKY

 
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i want my rob cutout but not for my mom thats just creepy for a middle aged woman stealing rob and taylor

 
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its reeeaaalllllly creepy!!!!!!!!! O.O

 
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dumb thier just dumb

 
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thats juz plain weird

 
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okayy that is really weaird thought teilight were for teenagers only. i would die if i found out my mum did that.

 
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wut the feathers LOL

 
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WTH? For themselves? they're like, married those woman!

 
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strange...lol

 
 

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