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Mom's a Vampire!

 
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weirdo

 
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im gonna start doing tht...

 
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lol~my mom's name is esme, and i call her joan..dunno y.

 
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lol

 
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ummm okay???

 
 
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I call my mom Bella and my dad Edward so I can be Renesmee. I want to be Renesmee because I want Jacob to imprint on me.

 
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my mum sometimes pretnd she's a wizard from harry potter.

 
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listen nothings gona happen cuz u call here that!! AND WHO R U GONA B ROSALIE OR ALICE?!!!!!!?????!!!!!! AND 4 UR FYI HER FULL NAME IS ESEMARY NOT ESME THATS JUST HERE NICKNAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

 
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why don't you just call her MOM?

 
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twilight making stakerla and weirdos cool since 2005 (but thanks for making usa realize who muse are!)

 
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PPLZ, this is TWILIGHT-related. The vampire mom in the story (Carlisle's wife :D), is named Esme. Get it, you bozos?

 
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????????????????????

 
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The point is she wants to feel like a cullen so she pretends her mom's name is Esme

 
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how duss that have anythingg to do withh hurr being a vampire??.x

 
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ok then

 
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what are you alice or rosalie?

 
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o...k... and the point is??????

 
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hey my idea~! 000

 
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MY MOM"S NAME IS JOAN 2! i call her mamma, mommy, mom, mother or UGGGHHHH!

 
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i call my mom Renee ^^

 
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Is There Any Point, Nothing's Gunna Happen Jus Cause Yhuu Call Her Esme x

 
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LOL ! xD

 
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what was that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!there is nothin there but "i called my mom esme even though her name is joan."what is that?siriosely

 
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the real question is... y r there tomatoes on the backround?

 
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I do that to!

 
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lol

 
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thats soooooo stupid

 
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LOL

 
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Tht is dumb

 
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this seems really really random and as if ya were bored

 
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I pronounce Esme Ezz- May and that is really weird that you call your mom esme whan her name is joan

 
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y?????? its dumb. Did she freak!!! and "edwards girlfriend," its pronounced ezz-mi

 
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edwards girlfriend is ur username nd u dont even kno how 2 pronounce Esme wow u must not kno much bout twilight

 
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i did dat 1 time. my mom didn't even notice :) & edwards girfriend, (dat shuld soo b my username!!!) u pronounce it "ez may".

 
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o.k how much did she freak out and how do you pronounce esme

 
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get it im a mouse ha ha i am funny...sorta..

 
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ok........ i like cheese!

 
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umm...is that supposed to be funny?!?

 
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thats cool

 
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sweet

 
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thats interesting

 
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thats interesting

 
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can i say u r OBBSESED??????

 
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wierd

 
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lol... aparently im edwards grand daughter! my grandpas name is edward so hes always saying hes edward cullen and that mi grandma is bella... so im renesmes daughter.... its a stupid joke, lol

 
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man yall ppl need 2 quit sayin wats da point nd all dat stuff cuz not like u guys dnt do nethin diff. then others yall r jst hatin cuz u didnt come up wit it first haterz

 
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WOW YAHH WHAT DOSE SHE SAY?!

 
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Can u spell O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D!

 
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i so wish cause that means im a vampier and im related to edward cullen

 
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lol, I may be obsessed, but im not THAT obsessed!

 
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