1 year ago

My Boob Exploded On Him!

My friends and I were goofing off with some water balloons at the class picnic, when one of my pals, Frankie, thought up a funny challenge:

She dared me to stuff my bra with a couple of the balloons and prance around in front of Brian, the hunk I had been crushing on for years.

My friends thought it would be hilarious, so I went along with it. But as I made my way over to Brian with my fake bazongas, I spotted a bee buzzing around my head and freaked out.

I ran as fast as I could and crashed right into my crush.

My balloon boobs popped and splashed all over him!

Brian was totally annoyed, and my face turned bright red.

All I could think to say was, "Sorry, they don't make silicone like they used to!"

 
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haha my crush idk

 
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i agree with the people below me putting on # stupid im not a stalker lucky you

 
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lol!! And i agree w/the 4 ppl below me!!

 
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I AGREE WITH ALL U PPL UR SO RETARDED 4 THAT

 
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yhea..u dont kno there could be wierd ppl on here!..but im not one of them..trust me..

 
 
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yeah i agree ur so stupid.... somebody could stalk u or watevr!

 
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str4itxc4ash ur so stupid to put ur # on the intetnet...

 
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha u stupid idiot LMAO.... text me or my friend im bored 7025101294 (mines) 3047033916 textin us would be better

 
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wow xD nice one.

 
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i dont need a pair lol

 
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oh the water push ups makes ur boobs look bigger turns guys on i have a pair

 
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i feel very sorry for you! and y did you say that?!?

 
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i feel very sorry for you! and y did you say that?!?

 
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lol cant believe u did thatx

 
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lol thats sooooooo funnyx

 
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lol

 
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I can't beleive u said that!!!Thta's so funny!!!

 
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lol!

 
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I FEELN SORRY FOR YOU

 
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LOL gr8 come bac

 
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he must've been freakin out!! lol

 
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B HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

 
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LOL good comeback

 
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im sorry but lmao 4 real thats hella funny

 
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Haha, I would totally do that!

 
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i feel bad for u

 
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lol i feel bad but it was kinda funny :P

 
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lol sorry they dont make silicone like they used to! haha thats lame

 
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LOL

 
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sucker

 
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lolz, so stupid, but must have been funny!

 
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haha amazing

 
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ome! tatz crzy!!!!!!!!!!

 
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"they dont make silicone like they used to!" lolz

 
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LOL!fake bazongas!

 
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lol good (roles eyes)

 
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lmao lolllssss

 
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you are soooooooooooooooooo dumb, why did you do it in the first plase

 
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OMJOnas!!!Thats stpid to do anyway!DUH!

 
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OMG! THAT IS SOOOOO EMBARASSING! IF THAT WAS ME NEVER SHOW MY FACE TRO HIM AGAIN!

 
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lol my butt

 
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LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

 
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OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO FREAKIN SAD!!! IM SORRY!!!

 
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that's hilarious

 
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whoa!!

 
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lolz funny

 
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lol!

 
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LOL

 
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Lmaooo ! tht just sounds hilarious !!!!! it sounds very embarassing too tho bt why was he so annoyed tho ?

 
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lol! advice: don't dress up to impress a boy(including making your boobs bigger)! my point is that if your being yourself and he says no 2 u- its his loss! b happy with urself! a week ago my crush said no 2 dating me-ya i was sad but it was HIS loss, and i was always myself around him and he said no so he wasn't my match! Youll find somebody else, i promise you that! if you see him again say its your loss because im special,bitch! be yourself no matter how much u like him!

 
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