11 months ago
My Bro Made Fart Sounds Into My Cell!
Submitted by Dina (15), from Long Island City, NY
A couple of weeks ago, I left my cell phone on the coffee table by mistake.
In my house, that's a bad idea, because my little 2 year-old brother Jonathan gets into everything!
So, of course, before I knew what was happening, Jonathan grabbed my cell and started dialing numbers.
Then, as I walked into the living room, I saw him making farting noises into the phone.
"Pffftttt!!! Pffffttt! Pffttttt! Hahahaha!" laughed Jonathan.
Quickly, I grabbed the phone from him and heard someone on the other line say, "Hello? Who is this?"
It was my crush Kyle, who I had put as one of my "favorites" in my phone!
"Sorry, wrong number!" I said, before I hung up.
But, of course, Kyle had caller ID and totally knew that it was my number.
He must think I'm the most immature person on Earth now...or that I have really bad gas. Thanks a lot, Jonathan!
Wow,that sucks.Wat did u do to ur brother afterwards?And what did Kyle say?
Wow,that sucks.Wat did u do to ur brother afterwards?And what did Kyle say?
aaaawwww wat a cute baby!
omg i would be so mad!
crazybart310 you are stupid
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
your bros U-G-L-Y he aint go no handsome...fy he UGLY hey, hey he UGLY hey hey
omg one sec (tick tock tick tock) jst grabbed my LG view.
sssssoooooo sorry! copy n paste if u agree!!
ouch im glad i dont have a cell
LOL SHE TiiGHT
i would have just told my crush it was my little brother.
lol
just tell him it was ur bro he would uunderstand I think
i wood just tell him it was my bro....and btw that baby in the pic needs longer pants :D
why didn't you just tell him what happened ... ? o_o woww.
Oh, I forgot to mention that the suing didn't actually happen. It almost did. I still can't believe my brother would actually do that to me! I guess he's just over-protective.
Something similar happened to me once. I was on the phone with my soon-to-be boyfriend when I had to go to the bathroom. I didn't want the hottie to hear me take a dump, so I told him I had to help my little sister with homework for like 2 minutes and I'd be right back. I left my phone on the couch (HUGE MISTAKE!) and went to the bathroom. Meanwhile, my OLDER brother came downstairs and picked up my phone. I could hear the conversation in the bathroom. My brother: " Hello? Who is this?" Hottie:" Um, I'm Nick, you remember me!" My brother:" No, actually, I don't! I'm gonna sue you for harrasment!" Next thing I know, my brother calls up the family lawyer and my realationship goes down the toilet! Thanks a lot!
that is sooo weird i have a little brother named jonathan and i think maybe all kids with that name are evil
awww just explain to Kyle who it was and he'd probably understand
My bby brother did same thing but on a fake or broken phones. xD
he wouldve been able 2 tell it was ur baby brother
hahahahaha sux 4 u
so funny!!!
so funny!!!
that baby iss soo adorable aww nd no kyle wont hell just sya wat a dork
that baby is cute
i know really he would of understood brothers are brothers liike sisters are sisters
HEY WHY DIDN'T U TELL HIM IT WAS UR BRO
yeah srsly... He would've noticed the voice difference and sudden change of attitude.
wow. just tell him it was yer bro
tell him gas comes and goes (jk)
wow juss tell him it was ur little brother
Wow!
wow
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.
You can try texting him saying that you brother took your phone and that it was totally not you.He should be quite understanding :)
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just tell him it was ur bro!
I THINK THIS WEBSITE IS TOTALLY AWSOME!by being a girl you'll think it's gross, but not me!
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
Is that really what her bro looks like?!
If Kyle talks about it at school, you can actually say it was your little brother. He'll understand.
Don;t get mad at your lil brother he did not know any better. :( He is just little. LOL I feel for you though. Just call Kyle and explain he will understand you never know he might have a little brother or sister and know how you feel.
sad you should've told Johnathon or whatever that it was yur bro!
i can't belive he called your crush first of all why did you leave your cellphone?second of all where wer you?third of all why did your crush think it was you who farted?fourth of all how did he get your cellphone?well good luck!
anonymous-if i were u i would drop hints to him and be like...who do u like and stuff like that-peace and lots of lo♥e--laura