1 year ago

My Bro Made Fart Sounds Into My Cell!

A couple of weeks ago, I left my cell phone on the coffee table by mistake.

In my house, that's a bad idea, because my little 2 year-old brother Jonathan gets into everything!

So, of course, before I knew what was happening, Jonathan grabbed my cell and started dialing numbers.

Then, as I walked into the living room, I saw him making farting noises into the phone.

"Pffftttt!!! Pffffttt! Pffttttt! Hahahaha!" laughed Jonathan.

Quickly, I grabbed the phone from him and heard someone on the other line say, "Hello? Who is this?"

It was my crush Kyle, who I had put as one of my "favorites" in my phone! 

"Sorry, wrong number!" I said, before I hung up.

But, of course, Kyle had caller ID and totally knew that it was my number.

He must think I'm the most immature person on Earth now...or that I have really bad gas. Thanks a lot, Jonathan!

 
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read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

 
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Is that really what her bro looks like?!

 
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If Kyle talks about it at school, you can actually say it was your little brother. He'll understand.

 
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Don;t get mad at your lil brother he did not know any better. :( He is just little. LOL I feel for you though. Just call Kyle and explain he will understand you never know he might have a little brother or sister and know how you feel.

 
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sad you should've told Johnathon or whatever that it was yur bro!

 
 
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i can't belive he called your crush first of all why did you leave your cellphone?second of all where wer you?third of all why did your crush think it was you who farted?fourth of all how did he get your cellphone?well good luck!

 
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anonymous-if i were u i would drop hints to him and be like...who do u like and stuff like that-peace and lots of lo♥e--laura

 
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hey everybody who gave advice to me about matt thx soooo much - i'm gonna tell him. u guys rock!!!!!!!! PEACE AND LOVE - SARAH :)

 
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Thats not too bad. You can just tell him that it was ur bro.

 
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That's not even bad. If it was me I would have laughed and told him that it was my little brother

 
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hey superstar_93 you just completly made my day! thx i'll tell him! :) - sarah

 
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that must have really sucked.............

 
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your little brother is probly a hand full, and thank god I don't have a sister or brother!!! Good luck with him!

 
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I'd kill that brother if I were you lol.

 
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sarah,i think you should tell him that you like him i was in that situation one time and i finally got the courage to tell him and he liked me too and now we're dating. but anyway you have to tell him if he likes you that's great but if he doesn't then if he is a really nice guy he'd stay friends with you and maybe he's not the one but you'll find someone someday but you just have to take the risk and hope for the best. I wish you all the best

 
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Hah! Ino exavtly how you'd feel. Uhmm just try talking to him and see if he wants to hang out thenn tell him the truth dont do it with his frens cause then theyd be all what did she want Looooooo

 
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one time n 3rd grade iwas on my way 2 my homeroom luch table,but first i wanted 2 say hi 2 my freind Rikki and when i was done iturned around and b4 i new it there was fritos and choped meat all over me!iwaz so imbaressed!

 
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ha ha

 
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sarah, i would just tell him the truth cuz just think of it this way, if hes nice then he would exept your true feeling 4 him. a guy i was really good friends with(still am) told me his true feelings 4 me and turns out i like him the same way. wat im trying to say is that if you tell him, he might feel the same way. just give it a try. :)

 
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thats kind of funny.I have a brother but he is a baby 4 months old.

 
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omg! that is so funny!

 
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Dont b;ame your Bro! For one thing he is only 2 years old so he doesn't know any better.And second of all it was your fault because you forgot your phone on the coffe table. If you ask me you totally deserved it!!

 
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haha i never thought bros were that bad

 
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at least my brothere isn't like that

 
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OK GUYS TELL ME WAT TO DO THERES THIS GUY IN MY CLASS AND HIS NAME IS MATT AND HES REALLY NICE TO ME AND I LOVE HIM OH SO MUCH. BUT IM NOT SURE IF HE LIKES ME LIKE DAT SO WAT DO I DO? PLZ GUYS HELP A SISTA OUT -PEACE AND LUV - SARAH :)

 
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Tell him the truth!!! its better then having him laugh at u for the rest of the skool year!!!

 
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u should have said stupid brother! Srry. then hung up. Now my turn STupis u!

 
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omg!!!!!just tell him the truth and if he is a good guy he will understand!!!

 
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its prolly not that bad, people often over exagerate things .. i bet "kyle" was laughing right after . just explain to him exactly what you just posted, ill bet he'll understand; and get a kick out of it (:

 
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i agree with everyone tell him that your bro did it and if he does not understand o well then he not worth it.

 
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lol

 
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OK GUYS TELL ME WAT TO DO THERES THIS GUY IN MY CLASS AND HIS NAME IS MATT AND HES REALLY NICE TO ME AND I LOVE OH SOOO MUCH BUT IM NOT SURE IF HE LIKES ME LIKE DAT SO WAT DO I DO? - PLZ GUYS HELP A SISTA OUT!!!!!!!!

 
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Tell him that it was your bro.

 
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call him and tell him it was your bro

 
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Yeah just tell him it was your little bro

 
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hes just a baby he didnt mean it

 
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call him and tell him it was your bro

 
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Just tell him you have a little brother trust me if he has a brother he will understand

 
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just tell him it was ur little brother lol.

 
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omg

 
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That would suck.

 
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OUCH I have that but not as bad my siblings just take pictures

 
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that is so emberison i feel you girl friend!!!

 
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that stinks....get it? stinks? hahahahaha

 
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how unfortanate

 
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just tell em wat rly happened

 
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OMG!!! well i would just tell him the truth. you left it on the table by mistake and your brother was playing with it......and making farting sounds.

 
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just tell him wat happen and maybe he will laugh and some how you guys will end up dating

 
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im the second comment! im soooo proud!

 
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oooo that suxs