1 year ago
My Bro Pooped On The Bathroom Floor!
Submitted by Val (14), from El Paso, TX
A few weeks ago, my crush Nathan was coming over to pick me up for a date I had been waiting to go on for, like, EVER!
But it turned out to be REALLY bad timing. My parents were away, leaving me to babysit my kinda out-of-control two year-old brother Mikey.
Just as Nathan rang the front door, I saw Mikey run into the bathroom as if he REALLY had to go.
I was so distracted talking to Nathan, though, that I completely forgot about Mikey's little panicky run.
Eventually, Nathan and I detected a terrible smell coming from the bathroom.
Turns out, my bro had taken a dump right on the floor!
Even worse, we didn't see the accident at first, so Nathan stepped right in it!
OMG, it was just totally the worst. Nathan helped me wipe up the nasty mess with paper towels and LOTS of bleach (after we had cleaned his shoes).
But basically that was the entirety of our date. What a stinker!
well at least he didnt leave u and yur stinky brother
W0W THAT STINKS
cool
1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make ur hand into a fist)3. post on 3 different stories AND 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE TIRED OF CHAIN LETTERS
srry..but u spent some time together!...
i pooped on my bed room floorj k
does he need diapers?
well i pooped on the floor and my friends were ovr so i decied to clean it up later when they left so i didnt smell like poop but then one of them went in and i forgot and she was like eww halley poop one the floor
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
that happened to me! the exact thing!
LOL
thats gross and for you under me right over post a comment it says send us your own funny stuff click the arrow then click embarassing moments and your good to go
how do you post an embarassing moment?
OMG!this is a true thing that happens!it's not a chain letter!it's kind of scary at first but it really works!!paste this comment into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and you crushes name will appear on the screen!!it's so weird.
ewwwwwwwwwww how old is ur bro
Awwww, he is so sweet not to run out of your house screaming! :D
maddierox is right! he is the best bf u could have! and he is nice!
wow that gross but at least he stayed and didnt run out of your house and get it all gross
I agree with Anonymous, 3 days ago. He is nice! =]
How sweet of him to at least clean it up, He still likes you even though his shoes are ruined.
That is so nasty!
poop makes a good moistuizer ~~~~~~~~~~~~
SOOOOOOO Gross But From A El Pasoen Thats cool cuz im from there
grows...
plllllzzzzzzzzzdnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks oh and dont eat those non pitted cherries u find on an ordered sundae they dont digest they got wax on em
plllllzzzzzzzzzdnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks oh and dont eat those non pitted cherries u find on an ordered sundae they dont digest they got wax on em
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
MY cousin did the same thing!!!!!!
omg ew!
eeeewwwww but at least he helped u!
Anonymous ~ He is 2. I think your 2 yr old brother means more to you than a "crush"
GROSSSSSSSSSSSS but so funny
haha hey at least you laughed it off right?
Hahahahahahahahaha
AMONYMOUS OMG SOOOO GROSS GEEZ NASTY GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
That does stink . I wouldn't know what 2 do i'd just keep apoligizing like crazy .
calm down you 2 down frum me thats just mean u cud kill him like that gosh
At least he helped yew wiped it up right? and he didn't just get angry and storm off lolz
OMG I WOULD BE SO PISSED OFF AND MAKE MY BRO EAT ALL THE POOP OFF THE FLOOR AND THE SHOES
omg you shodn't have had a guy over when you were baby sittin your lil bro
PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
HAAHA I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED SOO BAD!!!! at leats he still likes u!!
omg my bro like just turned 3 like a week ago he is terrible!! he yelled "the pee is comming out!!" right infront of my best guy friend
thats gross
omg i did the same thing when i was little and blamed it on my dog
My little brother does stuff like that all the time so your not alone
if he helped and didnt leave then he must really like u