1 year ago

My Bro Scared Off The Hottie

My friends and I think that the mall is one of the best places to scope out cute guys on the weekends.

So last Saturday, I was standing in line at Auntie Anne’s when this total hottie got in line behind me. How awesome is that!

I coulda sworn he was a senior at a neighboring high school, so I started chatting him up. I think he was about to ask for my number, only we were interrupted — by my older brother!

He got in the guy’s face and was all, “What do you think you’re doing macking on my 13-year-old sister?”

The cute guy gave me this look like, “What, you’re only 13?” and totally took off. He didn’t even stick around to get his pretzel!

Why did my brother have to go to the mall that day anyway? He hates shopping!

 
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im 12 ppl think im 15. GO TALL KIDS!

 
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Lol I'm 13 but ppl think I'm like 15,16 or 17. Like Christie-Mae lol I'm Tallllll.

 
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month ago this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

 
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Well if you are 13 then y wd u get 2 go out with the high school dude anyway? (Though I feel sorry for u.)

 
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wow that sux my big bro did that same thing so i know how u feel

 
 
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lol srry

 
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srry.

 
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wow im 11 and i look like im 16 or 15. Im so tall

 
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LOL that sucks.

 
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hey ur brother was just lookin out for u how do u know he didn't know the guy and they guy was a total jerk after all he only got inline to hit on u

 
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that sucks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! im 13 but i look like 15 16

 
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LMAO!tHATS hIlarIoUS!I feel so sorry 4 u!!Atleast u know that ur bro luvs u!! =0

 
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i know it suks my brothers so protective of me!!!!!!!!

 
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lmao .. that`s sad ; but aww , youre bro is so protective of you that`s really sweet :) i always wanned an older bro like that xP

 
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LOL im sooooooo sorry!!!

 
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I feel so sorry for u.But your brother was being protective and tats sweet.your lucky you have an older bro.

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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i really don't think a 19 or 20 yr old is good dating a 13 yr old- thats just weird

 
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what r u sweet-tart-1995-xo 30?

 
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BTW when i said "first off, why were you flirting with HIM when you're only 13?", i meant 'the Hottie' :P the whole rest of the time i said "him", i ment your brother :P

 
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first off, why were you flirting with him when you're only 13? secondly, don't get mad at him. he's just being protective of you, which actually HAPPENS to be a nice and normal thing for him to do.. especially when you're flirting with someone like 4 or 5 years older than you :P lastly, this must have sucked for you!! i understand cause my dad is overprotective of me with boys! but no tragic incidents have occurred yet! :P as for an overprotective brother...thank god mine's only 18 months! :)

 
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haha wow, i would SO kill my brother if he ever did that! thank god that my brother is only 18 months! :)

 
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He probably saved you from some trouble. Just saying...a senior and a 13 yr old...not a could combo.

 
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im 13 and i can pass 4 16

 
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lol im 13 n i can pass for 25 dead serious

 
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ur brother did it b/c he wuvs u lol =] u must be tall for a 13 yr old cuz then how would the "hottie" not know ur tht young?

 
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its good that ur bro cares about u he is a protecter he has ur back

 
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hahaha ya im barely 12 nd im flirtin . . . .ya my brothers r super protective too.!!! they said i cant date til i married haha :)

 
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TEAM AUNTIE ANNES YEA

 
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well atleast ur bro is being protective. anyway ur 2 young 2 flirt.

 
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if your only 13 y r u flirting

 
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He was just trying to protect you but I don't think I would like my brother doing that either but hey That just means he loves you!!

 
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omj! my dad would do that

 
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omj! my dad would do that

 
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at least your bro is nice mine is probably the meanest persone alive:(

 
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omg i went 2 auntie annes 2day! the butter salted pretzel is amazing

 
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thats sucks!!!!!!!

 
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that sucks i have an older bro 2, and he is a fucking snitcher

 
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that sucks i have an older bro 2, and he is a fucking snitcher

 
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ur bro was doing wat he's 'sposed 2 do! i wish my bro was lik dat and besides, he woulda figured out u were 13 anyway!!!!!!!!! DUHHH!

 
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man that sucks if i was u i wuda pinched my brother when we got home. lolz

 
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ur brother was trying to stick up for u!

 
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ur brother was trying to stick up for u!

 
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Yeah that must suck but not as much as 3 brothers and being the only girl. Try that it sucks so much until i a guy breaks up w/ me;)

 
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r u really 13 or was your bro teasing u if he wasn't eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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uh ur brothers right to do that. the guys prolly 18; tramp

 
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HAH. tht musta been sooooooo awkward lmaooo

 
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Ummm... thats not bad compared to some other stories

 
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i live in DE and sister i know what you mean my brother is the same way!

 
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i no my bros are like that too and i have 3 of them.....and i im the yungest

 
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