2 years ago

My Brother Pooped On Stage

Several months ago, I scored a job assisting a set designer at our town's community theater. We had to recreate a whole house with a kitchen, living room and even a bathroom.

Well, one day, my mom made me pick up my little two year-old brother Adam from day care on the way to work. The little brat started running around everywhere, but I was so distracted with the set construction, I couldn't keep track of him. Next thing I know, the director yells out, "What's that horrible smell?"

Apparently, Adam β€” who's not really potty-trained β€” thought the fake toilet on stage was real and did his business there! I was so horrified...and so fired. What a crappy day that was.

 
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OMFG that really suckssss EWWWWWWW

 
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eeew nasty i would have been soooooooo pissed

 
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W.O.W

 
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i would of beat his ass off

 
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i would of baet his ass for loseing my job

 
 
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i would of baet his ass for loseing my job

 
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i would of baet his ass for loseing my job

 
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wow that kinda sucks!

 
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Try it out! 1. say your name 10x 2. say your mom's name 5x. say your crush's name 3x 4. Then paste this to 4 other quizzes. If you do your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday. If you don't you will have very bad luck

 
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that was lol worthy

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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LOL... SOOOO FUNNY!!!

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK

 
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ew

 
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Shut it, JB fan. Thats crap

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK

 
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lolz u should tell him when he needs 2 use the bathroom and lolz sux 2 b u!!!!

 
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ha ha thats funny!!

 
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omg that six ha but its sooooo funny !

 
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i can see he takes after you.

 
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holy crap thats bad

 
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why did you you fired yo bro is olny TWO years old

 
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gawd y would u get fired cuz of ur bro?im mean sure he's ur BRO but its nawt like u took a shot at the toilet.and plus, he's only like wat 2 years old?

 
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So your bro should get potty trained and it most have looked some real :P

 
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mani would ov made my mom give me a check untill i got a new job bcuz its ha fault for makin yu take hym

 
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ooooh..nasty,embarassing, AND horrifying

 
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omg now that's bad

 
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omg thats so sadd!!!!! i would KILL him!

 
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ouch

 
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omg!! that's so embarassing!!!! well, if he pisses you off in the future you have something to blackmail him with. lol

 
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ide freak out if my brother did that

 
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wow that must have been embarrising!!!!

 
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Y DID UR BOSS FIRE YOU??????????????

 
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