1 year ago
My Butt Sang Karaoke!
Submitted by Abbie (15), from Boise, ID
There was a karaoke party at my school that me and my girlfriends decided to go to. (It also helped that my crush Devin was going to be there!)
Anyway, my friends dared me to try to impress Devin with my karaoke version of the JBs' "Burnin' Up."
So I decided to go for it!
But whenever I get nervous, I get bad gas. And that night was no exception!
When I got on stage, the music started and I figured that all the noise would drown out the sound of my fart. So I let one loose. PFFFFFTT!!!
Of course, just as I did, the machine totally stopped and everybody heard my butt trumpet, loud and clear!
The whole audience cracked up (including my crush) and I ran off the stage in shame, my face "Burnin' Up" with embarrassment.
Not exactly the showstopper I was hoping for!
at my talent show the music stopped at the part were i have the hardest time singing so i basicly screeched in front of the whole school! eeeeeeppppppppp!
Oh ok.That's sad.Good luck next time.
omg i fill so sorry for you
that stinks if that ever happened to me ....
that is so sad :(
that is so sad :(
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woah!!!! OMG!! Holy crap!
o abbie i feel 4 u that totaly stinks
o abbie i feel 4 u that totaly stinks
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
dat is bad. LOL
ur a farting machine! lol.
EMBARRASSING=O !! Ohh & mac book king sized bed girl ? STOOOPP SHOWIIIN OFF ,, Gooodd i HAATEE ppl like tht=| ! We get it ur rich & WE DOON'T CAAREE=D !!
omg the girl in the pic is sooo pretty isnt she and im a girl. i luv her dress
y would thhey stop the machine? its stupid
u shouldn't have takin that dare!!!!!!!!!!!
thats def embarassing!!!!!!! no offense to the girl, but LOL
whyyyyyyyyyyy
omg theres actually a pretty model on this site!!!
lmao i just ruined the new chair
i have mac book
you need to find a new crush how was not there and dose not no about it
aww how sad id think bout gettin a new crush since this 1 doesnt seem to care for u
Ehmagawd, thats so embaresing! Me and my bff's {my clique} were walking down the hall, and my friend Natalie, was tryin 2 impress this guy and then my other friend, Sydney, tripped her as a joke and she fell on him!!!!!!! lol, do u have a mac? its so annoying, im on my mac labtop, because im in my king sized bed, so i dontwant 2 go on my desktop, and my macbook pro is screwed. lol.
Why is everyone obsessed with the song Burning Up?
Why is everyone obsessed with the song Burning Up?
woah TMI much?
one word LOSER
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
three words,never fart again
hahahaha
hahahaha
lol
aww... i feel bad 4 u!!!!!
that gotta stink!!!! lol!!
poor girl
awwwww lol
awwwww lol
lol
lol
thats funny jerk
whenever i get nervise, i poop my pants. i have to wear a diapar sometimes:((
I HAVE HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME BERFORE, IT STINKS!!!
i'm so sorry
omg pour u
ouchh.
IJPOTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i just peed on the floor laughing)
Yeeekkksssss
oh well he probably got over it anyways everyone farts!!!!!