1 year ago
My Butt Sang Karaoke!
Submitted by Abbie (15), from Boise, ID
There was a karaoke party at my school that me and my girlfriends decided to go to. (It also helped that my crush Devin was going to be there!)
Anyway, my friends dared me to try to impress Devin with my karaoke version of the JBs' "Burnin' Up."
So I decided to go for it!
But whenever I get nervous, I get bad gas. And that night was no exception!
When I got on stage, the music started and I figured that all the noise would drown out the sound of my fart. So I let one loose. PFFFFFTT!!!
Of course, just as I did, the machine totally stopped and everybody heard my butt trumpet, loud and clear!
The whole audience cracked up (including my crush) and I ran off the stage in shame, my face "Burnin' Up" with embarrassment.
Not exactly the showstopper I was hoping for!
omg thats embarrassing. lol
When someone does get nervous usually its a problem dealing with stage fright and well nervous systems come in many different ways. Like I strutter in front of everyone, and also pass gas but I hold it off.... But that does suck though
ohhhhhhhh that sux!!
XD who gets gas when theyre nervous?
now that is seriously emberassing. But who turned off the karaoke machine? Did it turnoff by itself?
bnanana cherrios u suk dont even try 2 b popular, u wont ever be!
how old r u, chik who luvz
she pretty
i tried singing sos once to give my bf some clues of how i feel, and he thought i sang that song for fun, the worst part was that HE dumped me about 5 days l8ter. now im lonley
rotflmlaf
by SKD. that is just so dang gross dummy! i can do better. HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:( wow thats gotta stink. literally.
WAIT I COPIED THAT OFF A WEBSITE I DIDNT ACTUALLY WRITE THAT
Some of you guys r retarded 4 instance omg whats J-14 or whats lmao seriously u guys r retarded welllll some u
lmafo
LMAO means laughing my a** off.
hey what does this mean:LAMO? i raelly dk!!!!!
OMJ!! (Oh my Jonas!!)
That reeks! Literrarily.
LMA0!!!!!! OMG!!!!! WAT A SHAME!!!!
woah skulls_lover
That really sucks!!!
BananaCherios u got Big Rob's Rap WRONG!! It goes: Yo, we're burnin' up in the place tonint, u brothers sing it loud (and we're feelin' right), get up and dance, dont try to fight it, Big Rob for real (and thats no lie) stop drop and roll (and touch your toes, keeps from burnin' up) more and more i got JB with me playin' it down come on boys lets bring the chorus around! thats Big Rob's Rap -Mary
OMG! I WOULD JUST FIND AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE IF I WANTED TO POOT!!!
:Burnin' Up By Jonas Brothers I'm hot, you're cold You go around like you know Who I am, but you don't You got me on my toes Chorus: I'm slippin' into the lava And I'm trying' to keep from going under Baby, you turn the temperature hotter And I'm burning up, burning up for you baby (Come on girl) I fell (I fell) So fast (so fast) I can't hold myself Back High heels (high heels), Red dress (red dress) All by yourself, gotta catch my breath I'm slippin' into the lava And I'm tryin' to keep from going under Baby, you turn the temperature hotter And I'm burning up, burning up for you baby Walk in the room, All I can see is you, Starin' me down I know you feel it too I'm sinking into the lava And I'm tryin' to keep from going under Baby, you turn the temperature hotter And I'm burning up, burning up for you baby (x2) BIG ROB'S RAP: Yeah, its burning up In this place tonight The brothers singing loud (and we're feeling right!) Get up and dance (don't try and fight it!) Naw, for real (and thats no lie!) Stop, drop and roll (and touch the floor!) (It keeps on burnin' up) More and more! I got JB with me, layin' it down Come on boys Let's bring the chorus around! I'm slippin' into the lava And I'm tryin' to keep from going under Baby, you turn the temperature hotter And I'm burning up, burning up for you baby Burning up, burning up for you baby
Paper Planes By M.I.A. I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait Sometimes I feel sitting on trains Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game Everyone's a winner now we're making that fame Bonafide hustler making my name Sometimes I feel sitting on trains Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game Everyone's a winner now we're making that fame Bonafide hustler making my name All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money Pirate skulls and bones Sticks and stones and weed and bombs Running when we hit 'em Lethal poison through their system Pirate skulls and bones Sticks and stones and weed and bombs Running when we hit 'em Lethal poison through their system No one on the corner has swag like us Hit me on my banner prepaid wireless We pack and deliver like UPS trucks A radio in hell just pumping that gas No one on the corner has swag like us Hit me on my banner prepaid wireless We pack and deliver like UPS trucks A radio in hell just pumping that gas All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money M.I.A. Third world democracy Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B. So, uh, no funny business Some some some I some I murder Some I some I let go Some some some I some I murder Some I some I let go
hey i live in boise:D
Mortifying! I would never appear at parties or school again.
aw man that sucks
OMJ i'm sorry but lol!!! =(
y did the machine stop?
i feel bad for you
must have sucked oh well
oh so bad p.s selena stinks
this is FAKE and made up!! the BURNING UP song wasnt here last year! the makers of 4tnz proly made it coz i tried writing my own but it wudnt let me!!
I think she meant last [school] year. Not last year as in 2007. & LOL! I'm listening to "Burnin' Up" rite now!
that song didn't come out last year...
THAT...REALLY...SUXX! :P
Oof. That sucks.
My boyfriend held my hand today. :]
lol
ouch
o my gosh that must have been really embarising
Hey, There w/b.
LOL
1st comment omg lool